How a DBA will propose to girl for marriage

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How a DBA will propose to girl for marriage

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September 6, 2005 at 11:14 pm

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Hi,
How a DBA Will propose a girl for marriage.
I selected u from * .
pls help

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Farrell Keough SSCoach Points: 17414 More actions · Answer 1

SELECT * FROM EmptyHalf

UNION

SELECT * FROM BetterHalf

(assuming you are a guy asking a woman...)

I wasn't born stupid - I had to study.

AJ Ahrens SSC-Insane Points: 20676 More actions · Answer 2

How bout

SELECT TOP 1 FROM DatingPool WHERE Quality = 'Perfect' AND Compatibility = TRUE

Good Hunting!

AJ Ahrens

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ChrisMoix-87856 SSCertifiable Points: 7288 More actions · Answer 3

The other side (Disclaimer, I'm not married)

SELECT 'Married?' =

CASE

WHEN Married IS NULL THEN 'Ambiguous'

WHEN Married = 'NO' THEN MAX [Free Time]

WHEN Married = 'YES' THEN .5*(Disposable income)

END

FROM Status

DSP-120308 Hall of Fame Points: 3959 More actions · Answer 4

AJ,

Love it but I would add one more criteria

"AND Brain IS NOT NULL"

Farrell Keough SSCoach Points: 17414 More actions · Answer 5

I'd love to get 1/2 !!!!

I wasn't born stupid - I had to study.

Edward W. Stanley SSCertifiable Points: 6512 More actions · Answer 6

use pubs

GO

Create Procedure GetDataXML as

-- This procedure will be used with FillDataSetXML

select * from Hot for xml auto,elements

select * from Single for xml auto,elements

select * from CuteName for xml auto,elements

GO

Create Procedure GetDataNestedXML as

-- This will return Nested XML.

select * from Bar inner join Drunk

on Bar.age_id >= Single.age_id

order by Bar.job_desc for xml auto,elements

AJ Ahrens SSC-Insane Points: 20676 More actions · Answer 7

And the winner of spending TOO MUCH time thinking about this is GPF2^192

Good Hunting!

AJ Ahrens

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Yelena Varshal SSC-Dedicated Points: 34286 More actions · Answer 8

Real production DBAs never propose or suggest anything! They normally will hold the fort against any propositions or suggestions. The nature of the job.

I assume all of other posts were about a Developmet DBA

Yelena

Regards,Yelena Varsha

Ninja's_RGR'us SSC Guru Points: 294069 More actions · Answer 9

Ninja's_RGR'us

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September 8, 2005 at 11:48 am

#588486

Now that's my kind of girl... married yet ??

Edward W. Stanley SSCertifiable Points: 6512 More actions · Answer 10

my code aint for making the proposal.. for I would have to put somethng together in visio and msproject first then rounds of discussion of putting the team to together for planning/debugging/deployment/backup/alert management/disaster management life cycle...

My stored procedure just would have worked as a way to get the various candidates sorted though my 'man' eyes.

Yelena Varshal SSC-Dedicated Points: 34286 More actions · Answer 11

To RGR'us:

Real DBA don't disclose any status 🙂

But I like your profile!!! (absence of any information) You look like a real one!

Yelena

Regards,Yelena Varsha

Ninja's_RGR'us SSC Guru Points: 294069 More actions · Answer 12

Ninja's_RGR'us

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September 8, 2005 at 12:05 pm

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If only that were true, maybe soon ...

Geoffrey Wrigg SSC Eights! Points: 945 More actions · Answer 13

SELECT partner

FROM world_population

WHERE gender = 'FEMALE'

AND isbreathing = 'TRUE'

AND ismarried = 'FALSE'

Michael Du Bois SSCertifiable Points: 5163 More actions · Answer 14

SELECT partner

FROM world_population

WHERE gender = 'FEMALE'

AND isbreathing = 'TRUE'

AND ismarried = 'FALSE'

And here you will get the one and only mate for you.

Mike