May 15, 2015 at 11:27 am
Grant Fritchey (5/15/2015)
Sean Lange (5/15/2015)
Luis Cazares (5/15/2015)
It's important for us that you'll be a good fit in our team, so the following question will define if you get the job or not.Leading commas or trailing commas?
I don't really care either way as long as it is consistent. 😎
And if it's consistently terrible?
In that case, he might be working for my previous employer. 😀
May 15, 2015 at 11:29 am
Eric M Russell (5/15/2015)
Sean Lange (5/15/2015)
Luis Cazares (5/15/2015)
It's important for us that you'll be a good fit in our team, so the following question will define if you get the job or not.Leading commas or trailing commas?
I don't really care either way as long as it is consistent. 😎
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So you expect the new guy to be consistent with what he's done in the past, or with what you've done in the past?
I expect him to be consistent with what we've done in the past without having any clue of what it is. This will prove to be a perfect fit or at least could show some psychic abilities.
May 15, 2015 at 12:26 pm
Grant Fritchey (5/15/2015)
Sean Lange (5/15/2015)
Luis Cazares (5/15/2015)
It's important for us that you'll be a good fit in our team, so the following question will define if you get the job or not.Leading commas or trailing commas?
I don't really care either way as long as it is consistent. 😎
And if it's consistently terrible?
It MUST continue to be consistently inconsistent at all costs!!!
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May 15, 2015 at 12:26 pm
Eric M Russell (5/15/2015)
Sean Lange (5/15/2015)
Luis Cazares (5/15/2015)
It's important for us that you'll be a good fit in our team, so the following question will define if you get the job or not.Leading commas or trailing commas?
I don't really care either way as long as it is consistent. 😎
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So you expect the new guy to be consistent with what he's done in the past, or with what you've done in the past?
Yes
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May 15, 2015 at 12:50 pm
Stephanie Giovannini (5/15/2015)
Real interview question that I asked during a tech screen for an entry-level programmer position:Q: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
My answer to the interviewer: That depends a whole lot on how well this company does on the interview I'm conducting on you. 😉
--Jeff Moden
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
May 15, 2015 at 1:00 pm
Jeff Moden (5/14/2015)
Luis Cazares (5/14/2015)
You receive a late call during the night to inform you that the server is down and must be working correctly before everyone arrives in the morning. How many cups of coffee will you need to have available?When I finally look at my silenced phone at 9:00AM during scrum, I'll let you know. 😛
Next question:
How would you describe the differences between being "Loyal" to a company and "Dedicated" to a company? Heh... The answer will be provided either at 2AM tomorrow morning or sometime after 9 tomorrow morning. It depends on when I run out of coffee. :w00t:
So, when are you going to answer your own question?
May 15, 2015 at 1:39 pm
Sean Lange (5/15/2015)
Luis Cazares (5/15/2015)
It's important for us that you'll be a good fit in our team, so the following question will define if you get the job or not.Leading commas or trailing commas?
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OK, I actually prefer leading because it makes debugging easier but I am not that adamant about it as long as each column is on a separate row and not all slammed together.
Like Grant said, if they don't do it my way, I will just use SQL prompt to reformat it. ;0)
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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May 15, 2015 at 1:51 pm
Your customer comes to you and says the query he has run daily for the last two years is suddenly taking hours instead of seconds. You gather the customer, the developer, the network guys, the storage guy, and the server guy in a conference room. They all swear that nothing has changed. Which one is lying?
May 15, 2015 at 1:52 pm
Interviewer: If your database was a country, what country would it be?
My answer: North Korea, because it will be run by a dictator!
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May 15, 2015 at 1:54 pm
David Webb-CDS (5/15/2015)
Your customer comes to you and says the query he has run daily for the last two years is suddenly taking hours instead of seconds. You gather the customer, the developer, the network guys, the storage guy, and the server guy in a conference room. They all swear that nothing has changed. Which one is lying?
That's too easy. Obviously it is the one in the red shirt as he is one who is about the be killed in this episode. 😉
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May 15, 2015 at 1:57 pm
Sean Lange (5/15/2015)
David Webb-CDS (5/15/2015)
Your customer comes to you and says the query he has run daily for the last two years is suddenly taking hours instead of seconds. You gather the customer, the developer, the network guys, the storage guy, and the server guy in a conference room. They all swear that nothing has changed. Which one is lying?That's too easy. Obviously it is the one in the red shirt as he is one who is about the be killed in this episode. 😉
"All of the above" is also an acceptable answer.
May 15, 2015 at 1:58 pm
David Webb-CDS (5/15/2015)
Sean Lange (5/15/2015)
David Webb-CDS (5/15/2015)
Your customer comes to you and says the query he has run daily for the last two years is suddenly taking hours instead of seconds. You gather the customer, the developer, the network guys, the storage guy, and the server guy in a conference room. They all swear that nothing has changed. Which one is lying?That's too easy. Obviously it is the one in the red shirt as he is one who is about the be killed in this episode. 😉
"All of the above" is also an acceptable answer.
Agreed!!
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Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 1 – Converting Rows to Columns - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/T-SQL/63681/
Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 2 - Dynamic Cross Tabs - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Crosstab/65048/
Understanding and Using APPLY (Part 1) - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/APPLY/69953/
Understanding and Using APPLY (Part 2) - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/APPLY/69954/
May 15, 2015 at 2:11 pm
David Webb-CDS (5/15/2015)
Your customer comes to you and says the query he has run daily for the last two years is suddenly taking hours instead of seconds. You gather the customer, the developer, the network guys, the storage guy, and the server guy in a conference room. They all swear that nothing has changed. Which one is lying?
Is this an interview for a CIO? They could all be telling the truth, and all you need is the DBA to resolve this one.
"Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the wise. Instead, seek what they sought." - Matsuo Basho
May 15, 2015 at 3:24 pm
David Webb-CDS (5/15/2015)
You gather the customer, the developer, the network guys, the storage guy, and the server guy in a conference room. They all swear that nothing has changed. Which one is lying?
None of them.
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
May 15, 2015 at 4:10 pm
Next question:
How would you describe the differences between being "Loyal" to a company and "Dedicated" to a company? Heh... The answer will be provided either at 2AM tomorrow morning or sometime after 9 tomorrow morning. It depends on when I run out of coffee. :w00t:
The same way I'd describe the difference between bacon & eggs... 😉
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