May 23, 2012 at 8:33 pm
Wow... I'm always amazed to see people spend so much time on feeding frenzies like this.
--Jeff Moden
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
May 23, 2012 at 11:01 pm
I laughed very hard at the replies here, but if we're posting serious answers now, I think the OP should start with this post by Paul Randal: http://www.sqlskills.com/BLOGS/PAUL/post/The-art-of-asking-email-questions-or-not.aspx
This post is about asking for help in emails, but I think it mostly applies to frums as well.
May 24, 2012 at 1:31 am
Robert Davis (5/23/2012)
I laughed very hard at the replies here, but if we're posting serious answers now, I think the OP should start with this post by Paul Randal: http://www.sqlskills.com/BLOGS/PAUL/post/The-art-of-asking-email-questions-or-not.aspxThis post is about asking for help in emails, but I think it mostly applies to frums as well.
why spoil the fun?
Adam Zacks-------------------------------------------Be Nice, Or Leave
May 24, 2012 at 1:39 am
Schadenfreude-Mei (5/24/2012)
Robert Davis (5/23/2012)
I laughed very hard at the replies here, but if we're posting serious answers now, I think the OP should start with this post by Paul Randal: http://www.sqlskills.com/BLOGS/PAUL/post/The-art-of-asking-email-questions-or-not.aspxThis post is about asking for help in emails, but I think it mostly applies to frums as well.
why spoil the fun?
Indeed. As we speak, this thread is becoming a twitter hit 😀
Need an answer? No, you need a question
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May 24, 2012 at 2:40 am
Koen Verbeeck (5/24/2012)
Schadenfreude-Mei (5/24/2012)
Robert Davis (5/23/2012)
I laughed very hard at the replies here, but if we're posting serious answers now, I think the OP should start with this post by Paul Randal: http://www.sqlskills.com/BLOGS/PAUL/post/The-art-of-asking-email-questions-or-not.aspxThis post is about asking for help in emails, but I think it mostly applies to frums as well.
why spoil the fun?
Indeed. As we speak, this thread is becoming a twitter hit 😀
really ?
MVDBA
May 24, 2012 at 2:47 am
Jup
https://twitter.com/JanosBerke/status/205519876062842880
It's been retweeted a few times and we had some good laughs 🙂
Need an answer? No, you need a question
My blog at https://sqlkover.com.
MCSE Business Intelligence - Microsoft Data Platform MVP
May 24, 2012 at 4:04 am
Koen Verbeeck (5/24/2012)
Juphttps://twitter.com/JanosBerke/status/205519876062842880
It's been retweeted a few times and we had some good laughs 🙂
If it's followed on twitter now, I just wonder if the OP did try my favoured
marine chronometer and sextant method to measure SQL performance or he preferred using sundial and ballistic pendulum one?
To Robert Davis:
I've checked P.Randal link, looks like he is very traditional (I could even say too conservative) in a way he approach SQL :hehe:
Here you will find more of useful tips and helpful diagram...:
http://ask.sqlservercentral.com/questions/3898/which-is-the-best-sql-joke.html
May 24, 2012 at 4:12 am
Koen Verbeeck (5/24/2012)
Juphttps://twitter.com/JanosBerke/status/205519876062842880
It's been retweeted a few times and we had some good laughs 🙂
cool - i just loked at the tweet, can anyone provide contact details so i can arrange an interview ?
MVDBA
May 24, 2012 at 4:17 am
My fav was the storing files on pen-drives for quick recovers.
Adam Zacks-------------------------------------------Be Nice, Or Leave
May 24, 2012 at 4:26 am
Eugene Elutin (5/24/2012)
Koen Verbeeck (5/24/2012)
Juphttps://twitter.com/JanosBerke/status/205519876062842880
It's been retweeted a few times and we had some good laughs 🙂
If it's followed on twitter now, I just wonder if the OP did try my favoured
marine chronometer and sextant method to measure SQL performance or he preferred using sundial and ballistic pendulum one?
To Robert Davis:
I've checked P.Randal link, looks like he is very traditional (I could even say too conservative) in a way he approach SQL :hehe:
Here you will find more of useful tips and helpful diagram...:
http://ask.sqlservercentral.com/questions/3898/which-is-the-best-sql-joke.html
What the name of your Circus or Comedy Club? Do you employ animal trainers and/or jongleurs?
I can train T-SQLrexs so they will jump from server to server, and you will be able to put your head into their open jaws. Also, I can jungle with fire-indexes and round-cursors
What is the pay? Food?
May 24, 2012 at 4:40 am
Eugene Elutin (5/24/2012)
Eugene Elutin (5/24/2012)
Koen Verbeeck (5/24/2012)
Juphttps://twitter.com/JanosBerke/status/205519876062842880
It's been retweeted a few times and we had some good laughs 🙂
If it's followed on twitter now, I just wonder if the OP did try my favoured
marine chronometer and sextant method to measure SQL performance or he preferred using sundial and ballistic pendulum one?
To Robert Davis:
I've checked P.Randal link, looks like he is very traditional (I could even say too conservative) in a way he approach SQL :hehe:
Here you will find more of useful tips and helpful diagram...:
http://ask.sqlservercentral.com/questions/3898/which-is-the-best-sql-joke.html
What the name of your Circus or Comedy Club? Do you employ animal trainers and/or jongleurs?
I can train T-SQLrexs so they will jump from server to server, and you will be able to put your head into their open jaws. Also, I can jungle with fire-indexes and round-cursors
What is the pay? Food?
pay peanuts, get monkeys!!!! 😎
MVDBA
May 24, 2012 at 5:41 am
THANK YOU EVERYONE!
i was having a crap day but this has totally cheered me up!! 🙂
May 24, 2012 at 5:50 am
Loundy (5/24/2012)
THANK YOU EVERYONE!i was having a crap day but this has totally cheered me up!! 🙂
Give us your address and we will send you our invoices. It will cheer you even higher!
:hehe:
I wonder if it's possible to stop this thread to be accessed for free. I believe we should get paid for something like that! Peanuts accepted...
:w00t:
May 24, 2012 at 5:55 am
Eugene Elutin (5/24/2012)
Loundy (5/24/2012)
THANK YOU EVERYONE!i was having a crap day but this has totally cheered me up!! 🙂
Give us your address and we will send you our invoices. It will cheer you even higher!
:hehe:
I wonder if it's possible to stop this thread to be accessed for free. I believe we should get paid for something like that! Peanuts accepted...
:w00t:
I also take payment in Microsoft Points, to save the handling charges on peanut imports to the UK
May 24, 2012 at 6:22 am
anthony.green (5/24/2012)
Eugene Elutin (5/24/2012)
Loundy (5/24/2012)
THANK YOU EVERYONE!i was having a crap day but this has totally cheered me up!! 🙂
Give us your address and we will send you our invoices. It will cheer you even higher!
:hehe:
I wonder if it's possible to stop this thread to be accessed for free. I believe we should get paid for something like that! Peanuts accepted...
:w00t:
I also take payment in Microsoft Points, to save the handling charges on peanut imports to the UK
Can we get back to discussing SQL issues here?
For example why:
"SELECT * FROM Crap" doesn't return the star, but it does return some bullsh*t instead! 🙁
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