Frank''s Addition to Family
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Congrats to Frank Kallis on the arrival of his new baby daughter.
"She's soooo cute!!!!" are Frank's words
Cheers,CrispinI can't die, there are too many people who still have to meet me!It's not a bug, SQL just misunderstood me!
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Contratulations Frank.
I've got three myself and it's amazing how three children from the same parents can be so different.
Hope you don't lose to much sleep.
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Congratulations Frank.
I hope you have enough diapers.
Quand on parle du loup, on en voit la queue
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Congratulations!
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My, oh my, I didn't want to make it public.
Anyway, thanks to all.
...and yes, she's soooo cute. Two days old and already daddies darling
Here are the basic facts: 12:22 on Sunday, 3820 gr, 50 cm.
Mother and daughter are both well. Can't wait to have her at home. I can't stay with my wife at the hospital, because I must take care for the middle one.
Hey Dave, what about writing an UPDATE for your procedure http://www.sqlservercentral.com/forums/shwmessage.aspx?forumid=61&messageid=13889 ?
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Frank Kalis
Microsoft SQL Server MVP
Webmaster: http://www.insidesql.org/blogs
My blog: http://www.insidesql.org/blogs/frankkalis/[/url] -
Congrats Frank
Hey Dave, what about writing an UPDATE for your procedure Well here goes
CREATE FUNCTION Daddys_Turn ()
RETURNS int
AS
BEGIN
WHILE(Baby_Screaming)
BEGIN
INSERT INTO Babys_Mouth SELECT Warm_Milk FROM Bottle
WHILE ( Wind )
BEGIN
UPDATE Babys_Back
SELECT Hand FROM Daddy WITH (HOLDLOCK)
END
ALTER Nappy
DROP Dirty
ADD Clean
CREATE UNIQUE INDEX Clean_Nappy
ON Baby ( Nappy )
WITH PAD_INDEX, FILLFACTOR = 0
GRANT Sleep TO Mummy
DENY Sleep TO Daddy
END
RETURN 0
END
GO
Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
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Contratulations Frank.
Must be at least 64-bit 8-way
Enjoy these first days, they are the most tender you may have.
Looking forward to your virtual drink
Johan
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Need a bit of Powershell? How about this
Who am I ? Sometimes this is me but most of the time this is me
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Congratulations Frank!
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Hallo Frank,
I gratuliere dir und deiner Frau an ihr neues Kind! Es wird ganz schoen, eine kleine Tochter im Haus zu haben. Viel Glueck!
Ron
"I congratulate you and your wife on your new child! It will be wonderful to have a little daughter in the house. Good luck!"
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Frank! Congratulations!
Treasure every moment. They grow up so fast. It seems like only yesterday that my kids were little. Son's 18 and daughter's 15 now. They are still the joy of my life, but I miss the little ones that they were.
Steve
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Congratulations, Frank!
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You poor recheted fool... What have you done?
You know it is all your fault from now on and you will never undertsand anything ever again as far as they will be concerned.
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Many, many thanks to everybody who replied !!!!!
I forgot to mention her name: Nina Marie
I really enjoy reading these responses.
You poor recheted fool... What have you done?
You know it is all your fault from now on and you will never undertsand anything ever again as far as they will be concerned.
Hey man, I will be married ten years this year. Ever since then I'm used to be responsible for all the pain of the world. From time to time my wife let's me clearly know that fact.
Actually I am hoping that my girl will stick with daddy. So that I'm not alone against wife and the boys. I think I know you good enough to read here between the lines.
Dave: This function will get a *very* special place on my site. Many thanks for this from your "sycophantic fool from Germany".
Alzdba: Grin, she will definitely be a next-generation power box. Hey, do we know here your real name yet? Btw, feel free to choose from the virtual bar whatever you like!
Andy: We were short of talk lately. Hope you're doing fine with your baby, too. Planning on the second, or still shocked?
Steve: I think I'm beginning to know what you mean. Julian will go to school this year. I really wonder where those almost 6 years have gone.
Hey, it's a strange feeling right now. The elder one isn't here. The middle one sleeping, my wife and the baby at hospital. Damn, I miss the hectic and chaos. The house is far too quite now.
Once again, thanks to everyone. This community definitely rocks and I'm proud to be part of it !!!
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Frank Kalis
Microsoft SQL Server MVP
Webmaster: http://www.insidesql.org/blogs
My blog: http://www.insidesql.org/blogs/frankkalis/[/url] -
Congratulation, keep'em comming
* Noel -
I think I know you good enough to read here between the lines.
Yeah, best part for me has been the recent change from syaing mommy all the time to a big daddyyyy when my 18 month old wants something. And the word please, and the fact he has figured out how to strum my guitar and dance and sing the word happy at the same time.
Make sure you have a cmaera, camcorder and if at all possilbe a voice activated voice recorder on hand 24/7 for all those things your gonna miss later.
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