First Poll for 2006
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- Not all squirrels live in trees.
- Who has more fun than people?
Some similar ones:
- He/she isn't the brightest bulb in the box.
- He/she isn't the shinniest tool in the tool box.
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"Work is the curse of the drinking classes!"
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it!"
"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm!"
"England and America are two countries divided by a common language!"
...and one I use all the time and love for being a dual-edged sword of "play upon words"..
"There is nothing so bad that it cannot get worse!"
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It is better to give than receive...particularly in prison.
God invented whiskey so the Irish wouldn't rule the world.
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Tomorrow is just a future yesterday.
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Another "Babylon 5" quote, from Security Chief Michael Garibaldi:
"What kind of Head of Security would I be if I let people like me tell me things I didn't need to know? If I don't need to know, I don't tell me, and I don't let anyone else tell me, either."
And, from "Poltergist":
Wife: "What will you do if he won't take "Go to Hell" for an answer?"
Husband: "Give him directions."
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I would sooner have bowel surgery in the woods with a stick.
--Bill Bryson
Remember, they're using live ammo out there!
--Gary B Smith
Look for change and welcome it.
Change will take place whether or not you are paying attention.
Nothing learned will be permanent, all tools and approaches will become obsolete.
Survivors will be those willing not only to accept the future but also to discard
the champions of the past.
--Don Worden
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Jumping in late here...just got my PC at work (partially) fixed so I can post again
One of my favorites is attributed to Ben Franklin:
"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
One of his contemporaries (can't remember, Jefferson maybe?) is reported to have said this about one of the windbags in Congress:
"He has magnificent moments, and terrible quarter hours."
Dorothy Parker during a book review once wrote:
"You won't want to put this book down. It should be thrown with great force!".
Then there's my newly adopted signature below...
My hovercraft is full of eels.
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Fat, Drunk and Stupid is no way to go through life, Son!
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A Clint Eastwood line, from "The Outlaw Jose Wales"
"Dying ain't much of a livin', son."
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotamy.
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