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Steve IoM SSC Enthusiast Points: 160 More actions · Answer 1

A popular one in the scuba diving world and not really PC, but makes me giggle anyway:

"You're breathing like a rapist!"

And a surreal one (from a film I think):

"I'm so thirsty I could drink a horse"

Gene Chamberlain SSC Veteran Points: 245 More actions · Answer 2

What's the worst that could happen - it's already broke

Tim Morrison SSC Eights! Points: 894 More actions · Answer 3

Kids are like farts. You can stand your own, but nobody else's.......

(People with kids will appreciate that one!)

Christopher Bellizzi SSC-Addicted Points: 423 More actions · Answer 4

"I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer"

My hockey Favorites:

"he beat him like a rented mule"

"Top shelf where momma hides the cookies"

My remarks after a large dinner bill..

"what i do? Break a window?"

cjb-

Andy Leonard SSChampion Points: 10144 More actions · Answer 5

One day we'll look back and laugh, but today ain't the day.

:{> Andy

Andy Leonard, Chief Data Engineer, Enterprise Data & Analytics

William Plummer SSC Eights! Points: 803 More actions · Answer 6

Thanks to you all... I really enjoyed

My favorite, not as intertaining as some, but helpful when I'm trying to meet a deadline.

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." Emerson

Bill P

hodgy SSCertifiable Points: 5906 More actions · Answer 7

How about...

"The older I get, the better I was"

Tommy H

Life: it twists and turns like a twisty turny thing

Edward W. Stanley SSCertifiable Points: 6512 More actions · Answer 8

"I was ready to agree with you completely until I ran across all those holes in your theory."

Ed Bell Old Hand Points: 370 More actions · Answer 9

I'm not sure who the authors are for these.

There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

There are 2 type of people in this world, those who backup their data and those who will.

Just because nobody understands you, doesn't make you an artist.

Poor planning on your part doesn't constitute an emergency on my part.

J.T. Shyman SSCrazy Points: 2582 More actions · Answer 10

Here are some of my favorites:

"I can only help one person a day. Today isn't your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either"

"If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd have change coming"

"Issue turned out to be a PICNIC: Problem In Chair, Not in Computer"

Going back to Winston Churchill (paraphrase):

"If you are young and are not liberal, you have no heart. If you are old and are not conservative, you have no brain."

And, of course, my tagline.

-- J.T.

"I may not always know what I'm talking about, and you may not either."

J.T. Shyman SSCrazy Points: 2582 More actions · Answer 11

I fell out of my chair on that second one. Not PC, but funny.

-- J.T.

"I may not always know what I'm talking about, and you may not either."

Narizz28 SSC-Addicted Points: 418 More actions · Answer 12

Understanding is a three edge sword. Your side, my side, and the truth. - Captain Sheridan, Babylon 5, speaking on behalf of the conflicting influences of the the Vorlon and the Shadows.

Bob Seymour Newbie Points: 1 More actions · Answer 13

I don't know what I doing, but I getting better at it.

je2140 Grasshopper Points: 19 More actions · Answer 14

Ya buy em books and buy em books and they just keep eating the pages

-Unknown

Sean Law Old Hand Points: 342 More actions · Answer 15

"He is speaking to hear himself think."

and lastly from Risky Business

"Sometimes you just gotta say what the ... !"