February 10, 2010 at 10:54 am
or a surrogate (reference movie)
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February 10, 2010 at 11:22 am
CirquedeSQLeil (2/10/2010)
or a surrogate (reference movie)
Haven't seen that movie yet, but I have enjoyed the series Dollhouse. Too bad it is ending (or should I say ended) early.
February 10, 2010 at 11:48 am
Lynn Pettis (2/10/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (2/10/2010)
or a surrogate (reference movie)Haven't seen that movie yet, but I have enjoyed the series Dollhouse. Too bad it is ending (or should I say ended) early.
Surely this thread can help with that issue?
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"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."
February 10, 2010 at 11:50 am
Steve Jones - Editor (2/10/2010)
Can we perhaps send the customers and OPs through DBCC TimeWarp instead? Move them to tomorrow, 2020?
No need to send them that far. December 22nd, 2012, should suffice. 😀
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February 10, 2010 at 11:53 am
Alvin Ramard (2/10/2010)
Steve Jones - Editor (2/10/2010)
Can we perhaps send the customers and OPs through DBCC TimeWarp instead? Move them to tomorrow, 2020?No need to send them that far. December 22nd, 2012, should suffice. 😀
Unless they're Jon Cusack.
... worst. last. line. ever.
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Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]
"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."
February 10, 2010 at 11:58 am
jcrawf02 (2/10/2010)
Lynn Pettis (2/10/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (2/10/2010)
or a surrogate (reference movie)Haven't seen that movie yet, but I have enjoyed the series Dollhouse. Too bad it is ending (or should I say ended) early.
Surely this thread can help with that issue?
Why not? Restore the databases, change the data to support keeping the series for its full 5 year planned run. Perfect use of the DBCC Timewarp command. Now, if I can just figure out the right optional parameters to restore an unknown database backup to an unknow server....
February 16, 2010 at 3:08 pm
It's just a jump to the left. And then a step to the right. 😛
February 16, 2010 at 3:25 pm
Steve Cullen (2/16/2010)
It's just a jump to the left. And then a step to the right. 😛
Put your hands on your hips?
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February 16, 2010 at 3:27 pm
RBarryYoung (2/16/2010)
Steve Cullen (2/16/2010)
It's just a jump to the left. And then a step to the right. 😛Put your hands on your hips?
Yes.
Raise your right foot. .... Now raise your left foot. ..... NO!! Don't put your right foot down!!
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February 16, 2010 at 3:27 pm
RBarryYoung (2/16/2010)
Steve Cullen (2/16/2010)
It's just a jump to the left. And then a step to the right. 😛Put your hands on your hips?
And shake 'em all about.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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February 16, 2010 at 3:41 pm
RBarryYoung (2/16/2010)
Steve Cullen (2/16/2010)
It's just a jump to the left. And then a step to the right. 😛Put your hands on your hips?
...and pull your knees in tight.
February 16, 2010 at 3:43 pm
Steve Cullen (2/16/2010)
RBarryYoung (2/16/2010)
Steve Cullen (2/16/2010)
It's just a jump to the left. And then a step to the right. 😛Put your hands on your hips?
...and pull your knees in tight.
It's time to levitate!!!!
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February 16, 2010 at 3:48 pm
Alvin Ramard (2/16/2010)
RBarryYoung (2/16/2010)
Steve Cullen (2/16/2010)
It's just a jump to the left. And then a step to the right. 😛Put your hands on your hips?
Yes.
Raise your right foot. .... Now raise your left foot. ..... NO!! Don't put your right foot down!!
...since you just decided to take a break by resting on the floor it's time for a little exercise:
With both arms: move your left(/right) arm under your (raised) left(/right) leg and put your left(/right) hand on your right(/left) shoulder. Relax.
Cross your feeds behind your neck. For untrained people: you may take one hand off your shoulder for a moment to support the movement of your feets.
Relax and enjoy!
And stay tuned for our upcoming show next week where we'll show you how to resolve the Gordian knot. 😀
February 16, 2010 at 3:50 pm
To the ill-illuminated:
The "jump to the left" quote is from a song in the movie "Rocky Horror Picture Show, which is a fictionalized version of the last days of Dr. Frank N. Furter, the under-acclaimed Transylvanian genius who is rumored to have been the actual coder of DBCC TIMEWARP, despite the so-far unchallenged claim to authorship made by Gail Shaw.
A dance step called the TIMEWARP features prominently in the film. The basic steps are posted below, but I was unable to locate a hologram that would properly illustrate the absolutely essential pelvic thrust.
http://images.cafepress.com/image/26173560_400x400.jpg%5B/img%5D
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February 16, 2010 at 3:56 pm
Alvin Ramard (2/16/2010)
Steve Cullen (2/16/2010)
RBarryYoung (2/16/2010)
Steve Cullen (2/16/2010)
It's just a jump to the left. And then a step to the right. 😛Put your hands on your hips?
...and pull your knees in tight.
It's time to levitate!!!!
alleviate
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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