February 8, 2010 at 9:19 pm
Bob Hovious (2/8/2010)
[h2]Urgent![/h2]Folks, I need serious help and fast! I have two cores on my system, so tried to use the "[font="Courier New"]-parallel[/font]" option in [font="Courier New"]DBCC Timewarp[/font], but something has gone seriously wrong. I don't think that "parallel" means what I thought it did.
That causes the implementer to experience sudden aging by several years.
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February 8, 2010 at 9:25 pm
Bob Hovious (2/8/2010)
[h2]Urgent![/h2]Folks, I need serious help and fast! I have two cores on my system, so tried to use the "[font="Courier New"]-parallel[/font]" option in [font="Courier New"]DBCC Timewarp[/font], but something has gone seriously wrong. I don't think that "parallel" means what I thought it did.
The other side effect is as you have noticed. It causes split personality and impersonation syndrome which has been quantifiably displayed.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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February 8, 2010 at 9:31 pm
I think the offspring of the thread is causing some problems with the Site. Anybody else notice some timewarp delays at SSC throughout the day today?
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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February 8, 2010 at 9:35 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (2/8/2010)
Bob Hovious (2/8/2010)
[h2]Urgent![/h2]Folks, I need serious help and fast! I have two cores on my system, so tried to use the "[font="Courier New"]-parallel[/font]" option in [font="Courier New"]DBCC Timewarp[/font], but something has gone seriously wrong. I don't think that "parallel" means what I thought it did.
The other side effect is as you have noticed. It causes split personality and impersonation syndrome which has been quantifiably displayed.
No dude, you don't understand, I didn't do anything. This stuff is happening on its own, right in front of my eyes! I think that "Parallel" might mean "Parallel Universe".
Wait a sec, somethings happening again... OMG, hurry, it's getting worse!!!
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February 8, 2010 at 10:07 pm
Oh sweet mercy..... Barry is really my own self from an alternative universe?!
I feel smarter already !!
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February 9, 2010 at 12:37 am
Run away! Run away!
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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February 9, 2010 at 2:12 am
lmu92 (2/8/2010)
nigel. (2/8/2010)
My hamster just fell through a distortion in the space-time continuum. Is it possible to get him back using DBCC TIMEWARP. Please help, he was my best friend.Ooops!
Could you please specify your target time?
I guess you messed up one of the addtl. parameter 11 or 13 together with a typo in your space-time value, because all of a sudden something like a hamster materialiezed in my microwafe yesterday. Unfortuntely, I was just cooking some beef stroganoff at the same time. After a rather noisy "PLOPP" (I couldn't find any reason for until I read your post) the beef tasted a little strange and had some fluffy elements I didn't remember to have added... :sick:
Agggghhhh noooo!!!!!!
Oh well. Was that with rice?
February 9, 2010 at 2:15 am
CirquedeSQLeil (2/8/2010)
I think the offspring of the thread is causing some problems with the Site. Anybody else notice some timewarp delays at SSC throughout the day today?
No, but I did see some next week.
February 9, 2010 at 5:33 am
The Dixie Flatline (2/8/2010)
Oh sweet mercy..... Barry is really my own self from an alternative universe?!I feel smarter already !!
Crap! My wife just called me "Bob"! That's not right, ... is it? OMG, I can't remember what my real name is supposed to be anymore!!! Please, somebody send help fast! ... :crazy:
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February 9, 2010 at 7:07 am
I have just come back from an interview where the interviewer asked me about DBCC timewarp and wanted me to describe the full syntax of all 137 required parameters (he wasn't even aware of the 255 optional ones !).
I told him I couldn't do that but I knew where to look it up (this thread basically).
I think he was trying to pump me for information as they had a corrupt database with no backups, even future ones.
Do you think I gave the right answer and was it professional of the interviewer to ask me a question about an undocumented procedure?
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February 9, 2010 at 7:41 am
Bob Hovious (2/9/2010)
The Dixie Flatline (2/8/2010)
Oh sweet mercy..... Barry is really my own self from an alternative universe?!I feel smarter already !!
Crap! My wife just called me "Bob"! That's not right, ... is it? OMG, I can't remember what my real name is supposed to be anymore!!! Please, somebody send help fast! ... :crazy:
Oh no! Oh no, oh no, ... Look what just appeared on my shoulder:
Why would you do this to yourself, Bob?!?! GAAAAAHHHH!!!!
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February 9, 2010 at 8:34 am
Lowell (2/8/2010)
you guys have show some great examples of using a future backup to fix todays data, but I've got a question along a similar vein:somehow I've forgotten to create any backups on the production database for the last two years. Now the boss wants to archive all the backups off site for disaster recovery.
Based on your wonderful examples, I was able to create a backup today based on a backup i was planning to do in a week or two after I got back from vacation; but now i need to create a history of backups that go BACK two years, so it looks like I was doing my job.
Can anyone help me with the syntax for that?
Just type it all in backwards. Works every time.
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February 9, 2010 at 8:35 am
The Dixie Flatline (2/8/2010)
Michael Valentine Jones (2/8/2010)
Has anyone figured out the parameter sequence to restore a database that doesn’t exist from an alternate timeline where it would have existed if the development project hadn’t failed?Michael, some of the heavyweights may have better answers, but I've tried to do something similar to shortcut the development time cycle on a project. The problem is I don't know the correct parameters for any of the particular alternate timelines where the project has succeeded brilliantly. My first solution was a while loop that tried random parameters, but that proved too slow. Then I reread the Book of Moden and implemented a set-based solution using a tally table with from 1 to infinity rows. It's working much faster and wll probably produce a solution in the next 1100-1200 days, which will still be considerably faster than the development cycle would have been anyway.
In any event, I've now started to leave comments to my alternate selves in my code, just in case.
Lowell: I'm sure a variation of this might work for your purposes.
Merodach: Steve and I did a jump to the left and a step to the right in The Thread, yesterday.
Steve: So happy you approve.
Create a proc that calls Timewarp recursively and you can reduce that wait by an arbitrary amount.
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February 9, 2010 at 8:36 am
GSquared (2/9/2010)
Lowell (2/8/2010)
you guys have show some great examples of using a future backup to fix todays data, but I've got a question along a similar vein:somehow I've forgotten to create any backups on the production database for the last two years. Now the boss wants to archive all the backups off site for disaster recovery.
Based on your wonderful examples, I was able to create a backup today based on a backup i was planning to do in a week or two after I got back from vacation; but now i need to create a history of backups that go BACK two years, so it looks like I was doing my job.
Can anyone help me with the syntax for that?
Just type it all in backwards. Works every time.
... but don't run it backwards, or else your backups will become restores, and your restores backups.
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February 9, 2010 at 8:41 am
hi guys 🙂
is there a full description or a white paper for this command ?
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