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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 1

Did this thread disappear from the forum listing? I couldn't find it without having done a search.

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tosscrosby SSCoach Points: 18045 More actions · Answer 2

Maybe you warped back to a time before it existed???

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 3

tosscrosby (4/15/2010)
Maybe you warped back to a time before it existed???

I did - but thanks to the search being Timewarp compatible, I was able to find it, bring it back to the top of the queue and post.:w00t::w00t:

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The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 4

DAMMIT!! I make one, ONE, typo on parameter 137 and suddenly I find myself here in the FUTURE!!

Does anyone still follow this thread, and if so, can you give me directions on how to get back to 2010?

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Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004323 More actions · Answer 5

The Dixie Flatline wrote:

DAMMIT!! I make one, ONE, typo on parameter 137 and suddenly I find myself here in the FUTURE!!
Does anyone still follow this thread, and if so, can you give me directions on how to get back to 2010?

Shift all parameters 1.5 bytes to the left and start the run. In 30ms, stop the run and then restart it. Note that you have to do this your right foot tucked behind your left ear with your left hand over your heart while swinging a pit bull by it's left leg counter clock-wise over your head while singing the 3rd verse of the Ghost-Busters theme song until the run completes.

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

David Burrows SSC Guru Points: 65142 More actions · Answer 6

Jeff Moden wrote:

The Dixie Flatline wrote:
DAMMIT!! I make one, ONE, typo on parameter 137 and suddenly I find myself here in the FUTURE!!
Does anyone still follow this thread, and if so, can you give me directions on how to get back to 2010?
Shift all parameters 1.5 bytes to the left and start the run. In 30ms, stop the run and then restart it. Note that you have to do this your right foot tucked behind your left ear with your left hand over your heart while swinging a pit bull by it's left leg counter clock-wise over your head while singing the 3rd verse of the Ghost-Busters theme song until the run completes.

LMAO so funny Jeff 😂

Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
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Phil Parkin SSC Guru Points: 246960 More actions · Answer 7

Jeff Moden wrote:

Shift all parameters 1.5 bytes to the left and start the run. In 30ms, stop the run and then restart it. Note that you have to do this your right foot tucked behind your left ear with your left hand over your heart while swinging a pit bull by it's left leg counter clock-wise over your head while singing the 3rd verse of the Ghost-Busters theme song until the run completes.

This would be my new avatar!

Does this pit bull have only two legs?

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Brandie Tarvin SSC Guru Points: 173056 More actions · Answer 8

The one I'm looking at has 3 legs and a pink bowtie around its neck. So I must be a little behind you, Phil.

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Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004323 More actions · Answer 9

Phil Parkin wrote:

Jeff Moden wrote:
Shift all parameters 1.5 bytes to the left and start the run. In 30ms, stop the run and then restart it. Note that you have to do this your right foot tucked behind your left ear with your left hand over your heart while swinging a pit bull by it's left leg counter clock-wise over your head while singing the 3rd verse of the Ghost-Busters theme song until the run completes.
This would be my new avatar!
Does this pit bull have only two legs?

It takes twice as long to run if that's the case.

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)