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  • August 2, 2014 at 7:46 pm

    #1734648

    Grant Fritchey (7/16/2014)

    You mean you didn't flip the infinity switch on your tempdb? That developer is right, you have it configured incorrectly.

    Heh... what's really cool about Grant is that he can say something like that in person with a completely straight face. Unless he's wearing his kilt, he's fun to watch in action. 😀

    --Jeff Moden

    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • August 3, 2014 at 7:13 am

    #1734675

    Jeff Moden (8/2/2014)

    Grant Fritchey (7/16/2014)

    You mean you didn't flip the infinity switch on your tempdb? That developer is right, you have it configured incorrectly.

    Heh... what's really cool about Grant is that he can say something like that in person with a completely straight face. Unless he's wearing his kilt, he's fun to watch in action. 😀

    But surely he'd be even les fun without it?

    Tom

  • August 3, 2014 at 9:53 am

    #1734689

    TomThomson (8/3/2014)

    Jeff Moden (8/2/2014)

    Grant Fritchey (7/16/2014)

    You mean you didn't flip the infinity switch on your tempdb? That developer is right, you have it configured incorrectly.

    Heh... what's really cool about Grant is that he can say something like that in person with a completely straight face. Unless he's wearing his kilt, he's fun to watch in action. 😀

    But surely he'd be even les fun without it?

    Heh... you just gave me an excuse to drink on Sunday. Gotta get THAT picture out of my mind. :sick:

    --Jeff Moden

    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • August 3, 2014 at 9:59 am

    #1734691

    Jeff Moden (8/3/2014)

    TomThomson (8/3/2014)

    Jeff Moden (8/2/2014)

    Grant Fritchey (7/16/2014)

    You mean you didn't flip the infinity switch on your tempdb? That developer is right, you have it configured incorrectly.

    Heh... what's really cool about Grant is that he can say something like that in person with a completely straight face. Unless he's wearing his kilt, he's fun to watch in action. 😀

    But surely he'd be even les fun without it?

    Heh... you just gave me an excuse to drink on Sunday. Gotta get THAT picture out of my mind. :sick:

    Mental floss anyone?

    😎

  • August 3, 2014 at 10:28 am

    #1734696

    Eirikur Eiriksson (8/3/2014)

    Jeff Moden (8/3/2014)

    TomThomson (8/3/2014)

    Jeff Moden (8/2/2014)

    Grant Fritchey (7/16/2014)

    You mean you didn't flip the infinity switch on your tempdb? That developer is right, you have it configured incorrectly.

    Heh... what's really cool about Grant is that he can say something like that in person with a completely straight face. Unless he's wearing his kilt, he's fun to watch in action. 😀

    But surely he'd be even les fun without it?

    Heh... you just gave me an excuse to drink on Sunday. Gotta get THAT picture out of my mind. :sick:

    Mental floss anyone?

    😎

    Brain Bleach needed!!

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • August 3, 2014 at 10:33 am

    #1734697

    Jeff Moden (8/2/2014)

    Grant Fritchey (7/16/2014)

    You mean you didn't flip the infinity switch on your tempdb? That developer is right, you have it configured incorrectly.

    Heh... what's really cool about Grant is that he can say something like that in person with a completely straight face. Unless he's wearing his kilt, he's fun to watch in action. 😀

    But surely he'd be even les fun without it?

    ...les fun? Like in les boys??

    Mental floss moment

    😎

  • August 3, 2014 at 1:51 pm

    #1734705

    SQLRNNR (8/3/2014)

    Eirikur Eiriksson (8/3/2014)

    Jeff Moden (8/3/2014)

    TomThomson (8/3/2014)

    Jeff Moden (8/2/2014)

    Grant Fritchey (7/16/2014)

    You mean you didn't flip the infinity switch on your tempdb? That developer is right, you have it configured incorrectly.

    Heh... what's really cool about Grant is that he can say something like that in person with a completely straight face. Unless he's wearing his kilt, he's fun to watch in action. 😀

    But surely he'd be even les fun without it?

    Heh... you just gave me an excuse to drink on Sunday. Gotta get THAT picture out of my mind. :sick:

    Mental floss anyone?

    😎

    Brain Bleach needed!!

    That's the Matrix like thingy where all the pork chops stop dead in the air, right?

    😎

  • August 3, 2014 at 8:27 pm

    #1734721

    Heh... no. Nothing stops a properly launched pork chop. 😀

    --Jeff Moden

    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

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