Database related song or film titles.
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"Have I The RIGHT ?" - The Honeycombs (which includes the line "Come WRITEBACK I just can't bear it"
"Electric Avenue" - Eddie GRANT
"BREAKing up is hard to do - Neil Sedaka
"WHENEVER, Wherever" - Shakira
"Bowling For COLUMNBine" - Michael Moore
"PERMISSION To Land" - The Darkness
"TRUE" - Spandau Ballet
"Please RELEASE Me" - Engelbert Humperdink
"Uptown TOP RANKing" - Althia & Donna
"The POWER Of Love" - Frankie Goes To Hollywood
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Or even
TOP 1 (a film about a young maverick database developer sent on a training course where only the best of the best can attend, but he loses his when-man in a freak collation accident. Distraught by his loss and in the depths of despair he even considers a switch to Oracle, only being saved by the chief dev codename “Viewper”)
Love song: Take my BREAK away.
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Not a movie title but...
In the movie Hamburger Hill they talked a lot about Clusters...
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i preferred full metal jacket.. though my uncle a vietnam vet.... felt platoon but more accurate...
I already put my best foot forward for SQL movie humor..
I'm waiting to hear about the salary and benefits package for this SQL gig.
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GPF2^192,
The only benefit is the cash, as they are contract roles. And they are in London, which might be a bit far for you to travel (I'm guessing you're in Canada somewhere).
Chris.
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Well, for the right kind of cash one can have my complete and undivided attention. Private Message me if this is real.
You time is appreciated.
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My vote is for sswords: "It's my parity, and I'll cry if I want to."
(I may change my footnote). I wasn't born stupid - I had to study.
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Every night in my dreams i see SQL i feel SQL
that is how i come to know SQL.
Far across the JOINS and UNIONS between us
that is how i know SQL.
Far near where ever SQL
i know my mind will go with SQL.
Every thing seems to be little
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Raj,
That one went down like the Titanic......
Chris.
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it looks like someone is going to get voted off the active directory
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Hi Chris,
It will be remembered like titanic(1912)
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This is probably worthy of starting a new thread, but I'd also like to see favorite signature lines you've encountered. I've seen some good ones around.
My hovercraft is full of eels.
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SQL AGENT MAN!
(with apologies to Johnny Rivers)
... and here are the words!....
<familiar, jangly guitar riff>
There's a man who lives his life for data,
And everyone he meets, they ask a favor
With every move he takes
A recordset he makes
Odds are he'll be queryin' tomorrow.
SQL AGENT MAN! SQL AGENT MAN!
They givin' you a password,
And takin' 'way your name.
Implement a clustered index one day,
Consolidatin' servers on the next day.
Oh, be careful with "sa"
Don't give yourself away
Odds are you'll be queryin' tomorrow.
[Refrain]
Beware the pretty GUI that you're findin'
It hides the data that needs normalizin'
And embedded SQL, too
There's lots for you to do.
Odds are you'll be queryin' tomorrow.
[Refrain]
<jangly guitar outro...>
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EXCELLENT! I have copied this and emailed to friends! Best yet!!!
[ better get a copyright!! ]
I wasn't born stupid - I had to study.
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Steve, all I can say is..... Respect!
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