Database Of LIFE...!!!!!

• Jeetendra

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  October 19, 2005 at 2:34 am

  #88195

  Database of LIFE

  Make Your LIFE as Deep as a Database,

  Be Always as Unique as a Primary Key,

  Be Productive as an Index,

  Take Others Good Habits as Foreign Key.

   

  Share Your Joys with others as Clusters,

  Always keep note of your doings as good as a Data Dictionary,

  Grant some Privileges to others as a Role,

  Secure the things as a DBA.

   

  DO the things in order as as a Row ID,

  Follow your Resolution as strict as a Sequence,

  Light Others Life as a Trigger,

  Be Prepared for the Worst as an Exception.

   

  Always be fruitful as a Function,

  Forgive Others as a Rollback Transaction,

  Always Help Others Like a Checkpoint,

  Choose the Best Path like an Optimizer.

   

  Project Yourself the best like a View and,

  Be Thankful to God as a Commit Transaction.

   

  Thanks and Enjoy the Spirit of LIFE.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   

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  Kindest Regards,

  Jeetendra
  

• sswords

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  October 19, 2005 at 3:17 pm

  #598497

  "Thanks and Enjoy the Spirit of LIFE"

  Thank you.  I plan to.  Just as soon as I can get rid of some of these CONSTRAINTS. 

   

  

  My hovercraft is full of eels.