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Database Haiku

Hugh Scott

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August 29, 2006 at 10:45 am

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JT Lovell Ten Centuries Points: 1188 More actions · Answer 1

JT Lovell

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September 4, 2006 at 10:44 am

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Well done!

Jaeger Mitchell SSC Rookie Points: 45 More actions · Answer 2

Jaeger Mitchell

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September 4, 2006 at 12:17 pm

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I must say it was quite inspiring

jcb SSCertifiable Points: 6574 More actions · Answer 3

Very good, a pretty thing to read after a full day of hard work.

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The DBA died

Server performance increased

What was he doing?

S.

Ravi Prashanth Lobo-275382 Right there with Babe Points: 792 More actions · Answer 5

"The degree of normality in a database is inversely proportional to that of its DBA"

Ravi Prashanth Lobo-275382 Right there with Babe Points: 792 More actions · Answer 6

Ravi Prashanth Lobo-275382

Right there with Babe

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September 6, 2006 at 9:01 am

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I Came. I Saw. I Normalized.

Sharon Matyk SSC Eights! Points: 932 More actions · Answer 7

Still funny a year later! Just what I needed to 'zen out' after a hellish journey to work during a London Tube strike.

Wayne West SSC-Insane Points: 22586 More actions · Answer 8

Brilliant! I must write some, I love humorous haiku!

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