Could You Live Like a DBA?

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Could You Live Like a DBA?

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July 25, 2013 at 9:36 pm

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andrew.robertson SSC Journeyman Points: 90 More actions · Answer 1

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July 26, 2013 at 1:04 am

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Very amusing. Thanks!

Michael Lysons SSCertifiable Points: 6492 More actions · Answer 2

This is the best post ever on SQL Server Central. 😀

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July 26, 2013 at 6:34 am

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that made me LOL out loud.

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July 26, 2013 at 6:42 am

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Had a good chuckle. Well written.

jjeffryes SSC Journeyman Points: 78 More actions · Answer 5

That was amusing. I expecially liked "Scans." Life is like that.

jay-h SSCoach Points: 18816 More actions · Answer 6

the Backup/Replication actions sound just like what a lot of people do on Facebook.

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-- FORTRAN manual for Xerox Computers --

hakim.ali SSCarpal Tunnel Points: 4239 More actions · Answer 7

Michael Lysons (7/26/2013)
This is the best post ever on SQL Server Central. 😀

:Wow:

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jasona.work SSC Guru Points: 50118 More actions · Answer 8

OK, I now want to try set-based TV watching...

Anyone got a couch I can sleep on when the wife kicks me out for it? I figure if I use every screen in the house, I can do 12 episodes at a time...

Mmmm, 12 Bugs Bunny cartoons at once, a big bowl of some sugar-coated cereal on a Saturday morning...

I'd feel like I was 7 again!

😀

Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 9

What's so funny? Isn't that how we all live? 😎

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crmitchell SSCarpal Tunnel Points: 4557 More actions · Answer 10

Replication - shouldn't be a problem - just assign that to the Kids role - they're all glued to their mobiles doing exactly that in any event.

Rod at work SSC-Dedicated Points: 34015 More actions · Answer 11

Totally love it!

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Hugo Kornelis SSC Guru Points: 64790 More actions · Answer 12

I am now searching (or rather, scanning) all nooks and corners in my home to find the hidden camera that just has to be installed somewhere. This is exactly my life! :hehe:

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Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004403 More actions · Answer 13

Too funny! "Episode-By-Agonizing-Episode". 😀

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

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July 26, 2013 at 9:18 am

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ROTFL

Thanks, Hakim!