Could You Live Like a DBA?

• hakim.ali

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  July 25, 2013 at 9:36 pm

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  Comments posted to this topic are about the item Could You Live Like a DBA?

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• andrew.robertson

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  July 26, 2013 at 1:04 am

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  Very amusing. Thanks!

• Michael Lysons

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  July 26, 2013 at 2:36 am

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  This is the best post ever on SQL Server Central.

• iainthepitman

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  July 26, 2013 at 6:34 am

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  that made me LOL out loud.

• Roland Varga

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  July 26, 2013 at 6:42 am

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  Had a good chuckle. Well written.

• jjeffryes

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  July 26, 2013 at 6:45 am

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  That was amusing. I expecially liked "Scans." Life is like that.

• jay-h

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  July 26, 2013 at 6:47 am

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  the Backup/Replication actions sound just like what a lot of people do on Facebook.

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• hakim.ali

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  July 26, 2013 at 7:08 am

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  Michael Lysons (7/26/2013)

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  This is the best post ever on SQL Server Central.

  :Wow:

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• jasona.work

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  July 26, 2013 at 7:13 am

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  OK, I now want to try set-based TV watching...

  Anyone got a couch I can sleep on when the wife kicks me out for it? I figure if I use every screen in the house, I can do 12 episodes at a time...

  Mmmm, 12 Bugs Bunny cartoons at once, a big bowl of some sugar-coated cereal on a Saturday morning...

  I'd feel like I was 7 again!

  

• Alvin Ramard

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  July 26, 2013 at 7:42 am

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  What's so funny? Isn't that how we all live?

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• crmitchell

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  July 26, 2013 at 7:45 am

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  Replication - shouldn't be a problem - just assign that to the Kids role - they're all glued to their mobiles doing exactly that in any event.

• Rod at work

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  July 26, 2013 at 8:08 am

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  Totally love it!

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  July 26, 2013 at 8:23 am

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  I am now searching (or rather, scanning) all nooks and corners in my home to find the hidden camera that just has to be installed somewhere. This is exactly my life! :hehe:

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• Jeff Moden

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  July 26, 2013 at 9:12 am

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  Too funny! "Episode-By-Agonizing-Episode".

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• Revenant

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  July 26, 2013 at 9:18 am

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  ROTFL

  Thanks, Hakim!