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Column data type I'd like to see in SQL Server 2014

  • October 18, 2013 at 12:23 pm

    #300289

    [SPACETIME] nvarchar(INFINITE)

  • October 18, 2013 at 12:40 pm

    #1659827

    SELECT [SPACETIME] FROM GALAXY WITH (Warp Speed)

  • October 18, 2013 at 12:51 pm

    #1659831

    Well, faster is better.

  • October 18, 2013 at 1:03 pm

    #1659839

    I would argue space-time is made of two mutually dependent mind illusions that there is finite space and finite time. Reality is infinite. Teach kids in second grade that there is time and they may never question it during their life.

    Infinity can't be stored nor described so there can be no datatype for it. Or perhaps a datatype that only accepts null (undefined).

  • October 18, 2013 at 1:16 pm

    #1659844

    insert into [worm]

    (

    [hole]

    )

    select

    [Bill Talada]

    from [earth]

  • October 23, 2013 at 11:42 am

    #1661056

    Thanks, now there is coffee all over my screen:laugh:

    ***SQL born on date Spring 2013:-)

  • December 11, 2013 at 10:00 am

    #1672687

    Create table Universe

    (

    SpaceTime VeryVeryVeryVeryVeryBigInt not null

    )

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