Chuck Norris, DBA

  • When Chuck Norris installs SQL Server on VM, it works.

    LOL I felt like ending my day with a Chuck Norris Joke

  • :), but I don't get it.

    Am I out of touch with Chuck Norris lore?

  • Hmmm - I don't either. Somebody please explain¿

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  • I think that this revolves around the concept that His Chuckness can do anything... even the impossible.

    I would guess that the original poster is having issues with SQL on a VM ... nasty!

  • Toby Harman (9/22/2010)


    I think that this revolves around the concept that His Chuckness can do anything... even the impossible.

    I would guess that the original poster is having issues with SQL on a VM ... nasty!

    Aaaahhh

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • Toby Harman (9/22/2010)


    I think that this revolves around the concept that His Chuckness can do anything...

    but can he act?

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  • george sibbald (9/22/2010)


    Toby Harman (9/22/2010)


    I think that this revolves around the concept that His Chuckness can do anything...

    but can he act?

    No need when you have mad skills like he does 😉

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • Chuck Norris does not act.

    We all try to act like Chuck.

  • I think that's true. I certainly wanted to be like Chuck Norris when I was a kid.

  • Chuck Norris doesn’t need Try-Catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

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