March 24, 2006 at 7:38 pm
I recently noticed in a few of the other forums mention of the greatness of Chuck Norris.
For your reading pleasure I recently came across these ....
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he
checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down
until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of
creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the
same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and
Order are trademarked names for his left and right
legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is
only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting
himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world
and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris's hand is the only hand that can beat a
Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris
was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it
drink.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what
time it is.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris
bites frost.
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after
watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a
democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Gavin Baumanis
Smith and Wesson. The original point and click device.
March 25, 2006 at 3:42 pm
Truer words have not been said.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
March 25, 2006 at 10:59 pm
Vey Funny....
Gavin Baumanis
Smith and Wesson. The original point and click device.
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