Changed to a StarWars Avatar...am I part of the Club now?

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Changed to a StarWars Avatar...am I part of the Club now?

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Jack Corbett SSC Guru Points: 184394 More actions · Answer 1

Grant Fritchey (2/3/2009)
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Grant Fritchey (2/3/2009)
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Man, I haven't even thought of that show for probably 5 years.

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Jeff Moden (2/3/2009)
Heh... had to stick with the "No RBAR" theme, somehow and still do the Star Wars thingy... changed part of the sig, too! 😉

Nice, the death-star-head-butt-of-death.

err, in case ur wondering, that almost indistinguishable-from-a-fur-ball pile of fur is an ewok... peer pressure.

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D.Oc SSCrazy Points: 2875 More actions · Answer 3

Hi all,

I just want to contribute with a couple of pictures I've found on the net 😀

yoda

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Lowell (2/3/2009)
Noted a strong theme among the high posters that everyones shifted to a Star Wars Avatar...
It even affects How people post, what with the Yoda grammer.
i broke down and changed my avatar as well...so am i an outcast or part of the club now?

Definitely an outcast - that's Trinny of "Trinny & Suzanna". The nearest they've been to a Death Star is Festival Place, Basingstoke.

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Lowell SSC Guru Points: 323518 More actions · Answer 5

I didn't want to be obvious and choose Darth Maul or something; obscurity is good sometimes.

how about we go with Bill and Teds Excellent Adventures? I could dig an avatar named Evil Robot Ted or something...that Evil thing has a ring to it....

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Doc (2/4/2009)
Hi all,
I just want to contribute with a couple of pictures I've found on the net 😀

Man, I hope that's a light sabre he has in his hand... 😉

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Jeff Moden (2/4/2009)
Doc (2/4/2009)
Hi all,
I just want to contribute with a couple of pictures I've found on the net 😀
Man, I hope that's a light sabre he has in his hand... 😉

Yeah, good to see the man on the right has his helmet on...

Max

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Max (2/4/2009)
Jeff Moden (2/3/2009)
Heh... had to stick with the "No RBAR" theme, somehow and still do the Star Wars thingy... changed part of the sig, too! 😉
Nice, the death-star-head-butt-of-death.
err, in case ur wondering, that almost indistinguishable-from-a-fur-ball pile of fur is an ewok... peer pressure.

Back when they had the bubblegum and collectible cards, that baby ewok was one of the hardest to find. Think I still might have it somewhere.

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Jeff Moden (2/3/2009)
Max (2/3/2009)
I don't know, it's tough to say what with RBAR holding out.
Heh... had to stick with the "No RBAR" theme, somehow and still do the Star Wars thingy... changed part of the sig, too! 😉

I love the new animated gif for RBAR. Two thumbs up from me!

tosscrosby SSCoach Points: 18045 More actions · Answer 10

Steve Jones - Editor (2/3/2009)
I never noticed that. I'll take Chewbacca if no one else has him.

I think "chewie" is up for grabs....

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Grant Fritchey SSC Guru Points: 398882 More actions · Answer 11

I've given up Boba Fett, so he's available.... which sounds weird.

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Lowell SSC Guru Points: 323518 More actions · Answer 12

my new avatar makes me feel more intellegent...err...inteligent...err..intelligent!

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Grant Fritchey (2/6/2009)
I've given up Boba Fett, so he's available.... which sounds weird.

Not the BEST bounty hunter in the galaxy - was it a mutual agreement sort of thing? (now we're really getting wierd)

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tosscrosby (2/6/2009)
Not the BEST bounty hunter in the galaxy - was it a mutual agreement sort of thing? (now we're really getting wierd)

Union.