Canine Corgi Completion Contest

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Canine Corgi Completion Contest

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April 15, 2019 at 12:00 am

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Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736063 More actions · Answer 1

Steve Jones - SSC Editor

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April 15, 2019 at 3:37 pm

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This is a test post as we've had a few issues.

John Mitchell-245523 SSC Guru Points: 148809 More actions · Answer 2

Too many stalls - please flush the log. Maybe the mirror is out of sink - or could it be the operating cistern?

John

Brandie Tarvin SSC Guru Points: 173045 More actions · Answer 3

Woof and good evening, two-legs.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to design a way for high availability groups to fail over to a secondary group in the event the primary group loses access to its DASD drive. You must do this during business hours and in such a way to be transparent to the company executives as well as your customers, and while abstaining from all caffeinated beverages and sugary processed foods lest either caffeine or sugar impair your judgement. The fate of your company's business continuity plan depends on your quick action and steely nerves.

As always, should you or any of your DBA team be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This bathroom stall will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck.

Woof.

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