Byte Me: Taking it to the top

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Byte Me: Taking it to the top

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May 5, 2017 at 5:22 pm

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Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004321 More actions · Answer 1

Now THAT's a good one!

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

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call.copse SSCoach Points: 18048 More actions · Answer 2

Don't do it God! Sorry, just been trying to fix some legacy date time issues moving stuff around and I'm already thinking of the horrible date time code I'd be trawling through to get it working with the extra hours in the day.

Manie SSCarpal Tunnel Points: 4568 More actions · Answer 3

Jeff Moden - Sunday, May 7, 2017 8:45 AM
Now THAT's a good one!

What is good about that!!! My day is good as it is thank you!!:w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t:

Manie Verster
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I am happy because I choose to be happy.
I just love my job!!!

Eric M Russell SSC Guru Points: 125561 More actions · Answer 4

If you want some wiggle room, then start quoting your time estimates in "fortnights" or "dogyears".

"Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the wise. Instead, seek what they sought." - Matsuo Basho

mjh 45389 SSCertifiable Points: 5706 More actions · Answer 5

This reminds me that there have been a few attempts to introduce decimal time. The first attempt was in the French Revolution. Also some years ago Swatch introduced a decimal watch but if I recall correctly they were all recalled!

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 6

That is a definite must-have feature enhancement. Longer days would be great on so many levels.

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Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287026 More actions · Answer 7

SQLRNNR - Wednesday, August 23, 2017 12:49 AM
That is a definite must-have feature enhancement. Longer days would be great on so many levels.

Jason, have you finished your enhancement to DBCC yet?

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