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December 27, 2016 at 10:21 pm

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Geoff.Sturdy Ten Centuries Points: 1234 More actions · Answer 1

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December 28, 2016 at 5:17 am

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Otherwise known as a re-boot ...

akljfhnlaflkj SSC Guru Points: 76202 More actions · Answer 2

Thirty-some years ago we had a tech that fixed a hard drive problem with a hammer. The drive wasn't spinning up so he whacked it. All fixed.

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Thirty-some years ago we had a tech that fixed a hard drive problem with a hammer. The drive wasn't spinning up so he whacked it. All fixed.

The trick is knowing that special place to whack it.

below86 SSChampion Points: 11534 More actions · Answer 4

A baseball bat would work the same. See movie 'Office Space' for an example. 🙂

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Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287026 More actions · Answer 5

There are days when a hammer would come in handy, but I usually think along the lines of a sledgehammer or something bigger. We have one server I'd like to take to the range and put out of its misery.

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EdVassie SSC Guru Points: 60472 More actions · Answer 6

If percussive maintenance doesn't fix the problem, gravitational maintenance is known to work.

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Gary Varga SSC Guru Points: 82166 More actions · Answer 7

It is probably more theraputic than the firmware configuration fix.

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 8

we all feel that way sometimes, don't we? :Whistling:

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