Big Data Engineers

  • I see so many jobs for these guys.

    Luckily, I am already quite big. But I feel sorry for the hobbits and small guys, who are otherwise perfectly qualified for the position.

    Size-ist, that's what it is.

    The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence
    - Martin Rees
    The absence of consumable DDL, sample data and desired results is, however, evidence of the absence of my response
    - Phil Parkin

  • I think engineering data should be a crime - it would be nice to send who engineer data to mislead into penal servitude, regardless of their size. Especially if there were any competent honest politicians left to make (and unmake) laws.

    But it won't happen until after Turkeys have votes for Thanksgiving.

    Tom

  • Big is all relative. The title here is about "big data", which is an overloaded, hyped term meaning multiple things from JSON structured data to lots of text files.

  • Being neither big nor an engineer I'm not really qualified to play with any data, but I do, and there are plenty of tables under the roof here which are in the hundreds of millions of rows.

    Should I eat more?

    โ€œWrite the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.โ€ - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

  • Heh... there is no such thing as "Big Data". There's only 2 categories of data insofar as size... 1) that which you can handle and 2) that which you can't. ๐Ÿ˜€

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

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