October 24, 2007 at 11:07 am
Sounds like a description of Quantum Mechanics to me ๐
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October 24, 2007 at 11:14 am
I have been told Quantum Mechanics are easier for many folks. ๐
October 24, 2007 at 7:11 pm
Heh... I like the "downtown" explanation better.
Light on = True... Light off = False... NULL = who the hell stole my lamp ๐
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October 25, 2007 at 1:58 am
Damn..
Quantum mechanics is fun. I love the uncertaincy envelope.
But getting practical Thermodynamics is much more interesting.
Especially the zeroth law..
October 25, 2007 at 7:50 am
don't forget max planck.
he says that the law proves that we can define a temperature function, or more informally, that we can 'construct a thermometer'. whether this is true is a subject in the philosophy of thermal and statistical physics. go wiki ๐
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October 25, 2007 at 7:58 am
I'm not certain about that...
November 5, 2007 at 7:35 am
I prefer the cat and the poison question...
Is the cat in the bag with the poison dead or alive?
The answers is 'both'... until you open the bag.
... Although I do wish he would be dead.
November 5, 2007 at 7:47 am
Well, there are several outcomes to any question..
(yes, no, dunno, not a number) do name a few. But databases are deterministic (assuming they work perfectly). You''ll get the same result every time ( assuming of course that you set the time correctly )
So, let's not get into probability envelopes and invoke Heisenberg... Or I'll start getting thermodynamic...
November 5, 2007 at 7:53 am
And Heisenberg regretted asking the "cat in a box" question... as it distracted people.
The answer is not BOTH, or either. You will not know until the probability envelope collapses and we have a deterministic state...
Now, I like determinism, which is why I'm a coder ๐
November 5, 2007 at 7:53 am
schrรถdinger's cat?? wow...
whats more interesting is how we are getting into
the conundrum of quantum mechanics in an sql forum??
apparently the questions of sql no matter how small
are spanning the mysterious rift of science.
perhaps sql not astrophysics will help us understand
more about our universe.
go SQL Server !
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November 5, 2007 at 7:58 am
Because humans can mostly understand SQL
Quantum mechanics is fun, but has not been shown (yet) how we can process data
November 5, 2007 at 8:09 am
this is true...
i usually delve in sql when i need a break from building my time machine.
since i have not affectively measured the speed in which one is in the
caboose of a train traveling at the speed of light, then walks to the front thus
traversing the speed.
my mind is a pretzel. i need sql to unravel it.
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November 5, 2007 at 8:17 am
See now I just use my already completed time machine to check on the answers for my SQL questions.
I mean time travel is easy .. just make a promise to yourself to bring the time machine back to now once you have it invented.
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November 5, 2007 at 8:18 am
Umm..
personally I prefer c# to unravel my train of thought... although i do appreciate the paradigm shift to set based operatons :-).
I'm very very good at unravelling twisted balls of string...
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