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Roy Ernest SSC-Dedicated Points: 38780 More actions · Answer 1

Thanks Steve... The only thing I did was eat, watch TV and sleep... 🙂 It was kind of like a detox time.. 🙂

I finished half of a new article. Maybe another week and then I am ready to give it for review.. 🙂

-Roy

WayneS SSC Guru Points: 95460 More actions · Answer 2

Roy Ernest (4/12/2010)
I am back from my vacation... And I am not even going to bother trying to catch up with thread... It will take the next two weeks to do that... :hehe:

Welcome back! Glad you had a good time. (When you do catch up, you'll see that you were missed! 🙂 )

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Roy Ernest SSC-Dedicated Points: 38780 More actions · Answer 3

Thanks Wayne... 🙂 Hope the THREAD behaved.. 🙂

-Roy

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Roy Ernest (4/12/2010)
Thanks Steve... The only thing I did was eat, watch TV and sleep... 🙂 It was kind of like a detox time.. 🙂
I finished half of a new article. Maybe another week and then I am ready to give it for review.. 🙂

Man, you just crank out a bunch of articles. How do you find the topics or the time? :w00t:

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WayneS SSC Guru Points: 95460 More actions · Answer 5

Roy Ernest (4/12/2010)
... Hope the THREAD behaved.. 🙂

Well, not really. An invader came and attacked many on the thread. If the attacker comes back, it seems the best solution is to just ignore. (NOT a joke :angry: )

Wayne
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If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!

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Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

Roy Ernest SSC-Dedicated Points: 38780 More actions · Answer 6

This time I had 20 days of doing nothing.... 🙂

-Roy

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WayneS (4/12/2010)
Roy Ernest (4/12/2010)
... Hope the THREAD behaved.. 🙂
Well, not really. An invader came and attacked many on the thread. If the attacker comes back, it seems the best solution is to just ignore. (NOT a joke :angry: )

I have to look for it... Wonder who dared to piss everyone off in the THREAD...

-Roy

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Roy Ernest (4/12/2010)
WayneS (4/12/2010)
Roy Ernest (4/12/2010)
... Hope the THREAD behaved.. 🙂
Well, not really. An invader came and attacked many on the thread. If the attacker comes back, it seems the best solution is to just ignore. (NOT a joke :angry: )
I have to look for it... Wonder who dared to piss everyone off in the THREAD...

I don't think it would be too hard to figure out. It actually started in other threads and then jumped to The Thread.

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Roy Ernest SSC-Dedicated Points: 38780 More actions · Answer 9

Found the posts... Not good...

Also I found out that I can come to the THREAD to get advice on how to bring up KIDS...... Just kidding.. 🙂

-Roy

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 10

The ability to raise kids is akin to the ability to write high performing tsql - thus the Thread is an excellent source for how to raise your children.

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CirquedeSQLeil (4/12/2010)
The ability to raise kids is akin to the ability to write high performing tsql - thus the Thread is an excellent source for how to raise your children.

Oh good, so I should just call Jeff to raise my kids. Or have a party line - "Urgent assistance needed dears, potty training not going well...exprts only plz" 😛

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CirquedeSQLeil (4/12/2010)
The ability to raise kids is akin to the ability to write high performing tsql - thus the Thread is an excellent source for how to raise your children.

Assuming, of course, that you want your kids to be ruled by an evil AI.

Which, of course, everyone already does. (Wouldn't want Skynet sending the hot blonde from T3 back in time to ... oh, wait, hmmmm....)

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jcrawf02 (4/12/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (4/12/2010)
The ability to raise kids is akin to the ability to write high performing tsql - thus the Thread is an excellent source for how to raise your children.
Oh good, so I should just call Jeff to raise my kids. Or have a party line - "Urgent assistance needed dears, potty training not going well...exprts only plz" 😛

LOL - yes exprtz onlee plz

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GSquared (4/12/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (4/12/2010)
The ability to raise kids is akin to the ability to write high performing tsql - thus the Thread is an excellent source for how to raise your children.
Assuming, of course, that you want your kids to be ruled by an evil AI.
Which, of course, everyone already does. (Wouldn't want Skynet sending the hot blonde from T3 back in time to ... oh, wait, hmmmm....)

Coupled with the last one, this was nearly a SOM

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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WayneS SSC Guru Points: 95460 More actions · Answer 15

CirquedeSQLeil (4/12/2010)
The ability to raise kids is akin to the ability to write high performing tsql - thus the Thread is an excellent source for how to raise your children.

If you want high-performance children, then go to those that can do high-performance kinds of things.

Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes

If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!

Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2