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george sibbald SSC Guru Points: 104210 More actions · Answer 1

Timewarp gets another one!

http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic894352-32-6.aspx#bm901527

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BrainDonor SSCoach Points: 19254 More actions · Answer 2

george sibbald (4/12/2010)
Timewarp gets another one!
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic894352-32-6.aspx#bm901527
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Funny, yet depressing at the same time.

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Grant Fritchey SSC Guru Points: 398890 More actions · Answer 3

I hope that person didn't read the whole article and still come away with the impression that it was serious... but it looks like they came away with that impression, whether they read the whole article or not.

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Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736270 More actions · Answer 4

It's a good thing SQL Server does a pretty good job of limping along on its own with DBAs like that.

george sibbald SSC Guru Points: 104210 More actions · Answer 5

lets hope it was a non-serious post, but without the relevant emoticon or knowledge of the OP, hard to tell!

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GSquared SSC Guru Points: 260824 More actions · Answer 6

BrainDonor (4/12/2010)
george sibbald (4/12/2010)
Timewarp gets another one!
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic894352-32-6.aspx#bm901527
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Funny, yet depressing at the same time.

I'm pretty sure he was trying to add to the humor.

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Roy Ernest SSC-Dedicated Points: 38780 More actions · Answer 7

I am back from my vacation... And I am not even going to bother trying to catch up with thread... It will take the next two weeks to do that... :hehe:

-Roy

Luke L SSC-Dedicated Points: 35547 More actions · Answer 8

Welcome back Roy, hope you had a good time on vacation.

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Roy Ernest (4/12/2010)
I am back from my vacation... And I am not even going to bother trying to catch up with thread... It will take the next two weeks to do that... :hehe:

Welcome back!

I compessed what happened in The Thread while you were gone. It's 0xAHILIWIHEROEHAIRHYEO9283497384TFH8QY30U4Y2HF83W4YR9QHFN48HGF834HR4HQA

There, now you don't need to read the whole thing.

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GSquared (4/12/2010)
Roy Ernest (4/12/2010)
I am back from my vacation... And I am not even going to bother trying to catch up with thread... It will take the next two weeks to do that... :hehe:
Welcome back!
I compessed what happened in The Thread while you were gone. It's 0xAHILIWIHEROEHAIRHYEO9283497384TFH8QY30U4Y2HF83W4YR9QHFN48HGF834HR4HQA
There, now you don't need to read the whole thing.

Now I have caught up... Thanks Gus. And thanks for the welcome Luke... 🙂

-Roy

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george sibbald (4/12/2010)
Timewarp gets another one!
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic894352-32-6.aspx#bm901527
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Maybe he was too busy looking for TimeWrap (the DBCC cousin of SaranWrap).

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 12

Welcome back Roy. Hope your vacation was enjoyable.

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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 13

Roy Ernest (4/12/2010)
I am back from my vacation... And I am not even going to bother trying to catch up with thread... It will take the next two weeks to do that... :hehe:

Welcome back Roy. So...where does the guy from Paradise Island go on holiday? Somewhere cold, barren and landlocked with no decent beer or barbecues?

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Roy Ernest SSC-Dedicated Points: 38780 More actions · Answer 14

Actually I went to India and I kept away from beer and BBQ... 🙂 And I barely got online... 🙂

-Roy

Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736270 More actions · Answer 15

Good for you, Roy, and glad you had a good time. Good to see you back online.