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  • Paul White NZ (3/19/2010)


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    We get at most a few weeks of temperatures below freezing.

    What is this 'below freezing' that you mention?

    Also intrigued.

    edit: Thanks G2, I see. But why would anyone want to live in the top part of the refrigerator?

    Well, I get to tell stories about riding a horse home through the woods at 40 degrees below zero with enough wind-chill to make spit freeze before it could hit the ground, at night, in a blizzard. Unfortunately, it was only uphill one way, but it was after school, so that counts for something.

    If I'm telling that one, and you're telling a story about, "I went outside and it was pleasantly warm", guess which one will get more attention in most audiences.

    I'm not sure that's a valid reason, but it's the only advantage I can currently think of.

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  • Paul White NZ (3/19/2010)


    GilaMonster (3/19/2010)


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    We get at most a few weeks of temperatures below freezing.

    What is this 'below freezing' that you mention?

    Also intrigued.

    edit: Thanks G2, I see. But why would anyone want to live in the top part of the refrigerator?

    because heat rises. 😛



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  • GSquared (3/19/2010)


    If I'm telling that one, and you're telling a story about, "I went outside and it was pleasantly warm", guess which one will get more attention in most audiences.

    An excellent point. Please go on with the snow story...!

  • GSquared (3/19/2010)


    Paul White NZ (3/19/2010)


    GilaMonster (3/19/2010)


    The Dixie Flatline (3/19/2010)


    We get at most a few weeks of temperatures below freezing.

    What is this 'below freezing' that you mention?

    Also intrigued.

    edit: Thanks G2, I see. But why would anyone want to live in the top part of the refrigerator?

    Well, I get to tell stories about riding a horse home through the woods at 40 degrees below zero with enough wind-chill to make spit freeze before it could hit the ground, at night, in a blizzard. Unfortunately, it was only uphill one way, but it was after school, so that counts for something.

    If I'm telling that one, and you're telling a story about, "I went outside and it was pleasantly warm", guess which one will get more attention in most audiences.

    I'm not sure that's a valid reason, but it's the only advantage I can currently think of.

    What about being able to eat your neighbors when it's too cold?

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  • jcrawf02 (3/19/2010)


    What about being able to eat your neighbors when it's too cold?

    There are too many of those stories that are true.

    One time at band camp...

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  • Paul White NZ (3/19/2010)


    GSquared (3/19/2010)


    If I'm telling that one, and you're telling a story about, "I went outside and it was pleasantly warm", guess which one will get more attention in most audiences.

    An excellent point. Please go on with the snow story...!

    Ice on the lakes is going quick.

    I still think if I head up north about 100 miles, I can walk out to drill a hole and go fishing.:-P

    Done with driving on the ice until December.

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  • Anybody have some good links to why you should NOT use the NOLOCK hint? Seems everyone writing SELECT queries these days uses that everywhere.

  • Lynn Pettis (3/19/2010)


    Anybody have some good links to why you should NOT use the NOLOCK hint? Seems everyone writing SELECT queries these days uses that everywhere.

    I have noticed the same thing. Let me find my links and post them. Back in a few.

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  • Found it faster than I expected.

    This one has a few other links on the same topic.

    http://blogs.msdn.com/davidlean/archive/2009/04/06/sql-server-nolock-hint-other-poor-ideas.aspx

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  • CirquedeSQLeil (3/19/2010)


    Found it faster than I expected.

    This one has a few other links on the same topic.

    http://blogs.msdn.com/davidlean/archive/2009/04/06/sql-server-nolock-hint-other-poor-ideas.aspx

    I ask for a link, you provide it, and where do I use it? In post right after yours.

  • Lynn Pettis (3/19/2010)


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    Found it faster than I expected.

    This one has a few other links on the same topic.

    http://blogs.msdn.com/davidlean/archive/2009/04/06/sql-server-nolock-hint-other-poor-ideas.aspx

    I ask for a link, you provide it, and where do I use it? In post right after yours.

    It's all good.

    I was going to make the nolock suggestion. I had a code snippet ready to go that removed it - but was waiting on feedback from the OP.

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  • Lynn Pettis (3/19/2010)


    Anybody have some good links to why you should NOT use the NOLOCK hint? Seems everyone writing SELECT queries these days uses that everywhere.

    I like this one..

    http://sqlblogcasts.com/blogs/tonyrogerson/archive/2006/11/10/1280.aspx

    10,000 rows which never has a count of 10,000



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  • Lynn Pettis (3/19/2010)


    Anybody have some good links to why you should NOT use the NOLOCK hint? Seems everyone writing SELECT queries these days uses that everywhere.

    This is the one I have in my ready-to-use snippets of text

    http://sqlblog.com/blogs/andrew_kelly/archive/2009/04/10/how-dirty-are-your-reads.aspx

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  • Dave Ballantyne (3/19/2010)


    Lynn Pettis (3/19/2010)


    Anybody have some good links to why you should NOT use the NOLOCK hint? Seems everyone writing SELECT queries these days uses that everywhere.

    I like this one..

    http://sqlblogcasts.com/blogs/tonyrogerson/archive/2006/11/10/1280.aspx

    10,000 rows which never has a count of 10,000

    That one is a link in the link that I gave Lynn - I like that one too.

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  • GilaMonster (3/19/2010)


    Lynn Pettis (3/19/2010)


    Anybody have some good links to why you should NOT use the NOLOCK hint? Seems everyone writing SELECT queries these days uses that everywhere.

    This is the one I have in my ready-to-use snippets of text

    http://sqlblog.com/blogs/andrew_kelly/archive/2009/04/10/how-dirty-are-your-reads.aspx

    Thanks - just bookmarked that one too.

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