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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 1

Lynn Pettis (3/18/2010)
Steve Jones - Editor (3/18/2010)
BTW, someone pinged me about a GTR posting bad info and causing trouble. Anyone have complaints, or are these other teaching moments?
Speaking of the individual, he just popped in here.

And here

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 2

Paul,

I am curious why you changed your alias to include NZ.

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J-F Bergeron SSCrazy Eights Points: 8593 More actions · Answer 3

Anyone has a link for that "Magical on the fly tally table" as

with cte as (Select 1 union all select 1 union all select 1 union all select 1) thingy?

I would love to understand how they actually use it, and why it's better then a Tally. I seen this somewhere, I can't remember where.

Cheers,

J-F

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 4

You will see several examples at http://ask.sqlservercentral.com/questions/4241/whats-the-best-way-to-solve-the-fizzbuzz-question

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Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004356 More actions · Answer 5

john.arnott (3/18/2010)
Lynn Pettis (3/17/2010)
Like clustered indexes are better than nonclustered indexes?
Sometimes I think about teasing my DBA by saying stuff like "since clustered indexes are better than non-clustered, could you make all our indexes clustered, please?". (I only think about it.)

Ask your DBA to deploy DBCC TIMEWARP. 😛

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

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J-F Bergeron SSCrazy Eights Points: 8593 More actions · Answer 6

CirquedeSQLeil (3/18/2010)
You will see several examples at http://ask.sqlservercentral.com/questions/4241/whats-the-best-way-to-solve-the-fizzbuzz-question

Thanks, I'll do some reading, looks interesting.

Cheers,

J-F

Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 7

Jeff Moden (3/18/2010)
john.arnott (3/18/2010)
Lynn Pettis (3/17/2010)
Like clustered indexes are better than nonclustered indexes?
Sometimes I think about teasing my DBA by saying stuff like "since clustered indexes are better than non-clustered, could you make all our indexes clustered, please?". (I only think about it.)
Ask your DBA to deploy DBCC TIMEWARP. 😛

That could be dangerous so be sure to tell him to be careful with the use of parameter 137. 😛

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 8

J-F Bergeron (3/18/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (3/18/2010)
You will see several examples at http://ask.sqlservercentral.com/questions/4241/whats-the-best-way-to-solve-the-fizzbuzz-question
Thanks, I'll do some reading, looks interesting.

You're welcome.

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jcrawf02 SSC-Insane Points: 24198 More actions · Answer 9

CirquedeSQLeil (3/18/2010)
You will see several examples at http://ask.sqlservercentral.com/questions/4241/whats-the-best-way-to-solve-the-fizzbuzz-question

...and the understatement of the year award goes to....

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How best to post your question[/url]
How to post performance problems[/url]
Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]

"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

Chad Crawford SSChampion Points: 11610 More actions · Answer 10

CirquedeSQLeil (3/18/2010)
Congrats on registering. See you at PASS?

Jack Corbett (3/18/2010)

Were you at the 2009 Summit? I hope not because I think I missed you there then. Either way, hope we get together this year.

Absolutely! I don't gamble, but will definately be at the Monday night party. This is my first Summit, I wasn't there last year.

Chad

GSquared SSC Guru Points: 260824 More actions · Answer 11

john.arnott (3/18/2010)
Lynn Pettis (3/17/2010)
Like clustered indexes are better than nonclustered indexes?
Sometimes I think about teasing my DBA by saying stuff like "since clustered indexes are better than non-clustered, could you make all our indexes clustered, please?". (I only think about it.)

Sure. That one's easy. Just means every table can only have one index, but it can be done. 🙂

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Trey Staker SSCarpal Tunnel Points: 4796 More actions · Answer 12

GSquared (3/18/2010)
john.arnott (3/18/2010)
Lynn Pettis (3/17/2010)
Like clustered indexes are better than nonclustered indexes?
Sometimes I think about teasing my DBA by saying stuff like "since clustered indexes are better than non-clustered, could you make all our indexes clustered, please?". (I only think about it.)
Sure. That one's easy. Just means every table can only have one index, but it can be done. 🙂

I had a co-worker who would of done this without thinking about it or explaining to the developer making the request what exactly he was doing. It would of been my job to have cleaned up the mess after we of had performance issue complaints. The co-worker would of probably forgotten that he'd done it. He didn't last long. That DBA did not know how to look before he leaped.

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 13

tstaker (3/18/2010)
GSquared (3/18/2010)
john.arnott (3/18/2010)
Lynn Pettis (3/17/2010)
Like clustered indexes are better than nonclustered indexes?
Sometimes I think about teasing my DBA by saying stuff like "since clustered indexes are better than non-clustered, could you make all our indexes clustered, please?". (I only think about it.)
Sure. That one's easy. Just means every table can only have one index, but it can be done. 🙂
I had a co-worker who would of done this without thinking about it or explaining to the developer making the request what exactly he was doing. It would of been my job to have cleaned up the mess after we of had performance issue complaints. The co-worker would of probably forgotten that he'd done it. He didn't last long. That DBA did not know how to look before he leaped.

Haha - these kinds are unfortunately a dime a dozen.

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Jack Corbett SSC Guru Points: 184394 More actions · Answer 14

For those not on twitter. I took and passed 70-450 today.

It was definitely harder than 70-432, but common sense gets you through it. There isn't a training kit for it, so I basically read up on my worst topics in BOL.

Jack Corbett
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Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 15

Jack Corbett (3/18/2010)
For those not on twitter. I took and passed 70-450 today.
It was definitely harder than 70-432, but common sense gets you through it. There isn't a training kit for it, so I basically read up on my worst topics in BOL.

Like I said on twitter, congratulations.

Can't help but wonder now if I should do the same, but for developer, not DBA.

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