Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Alvin Ramard (3/15/2010)


    GilaMonster (3/15/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (3/15/2010)


    Steve, we really need a "devil emoticon"

    I need an angel. For all those 'looks around innocently' type comments

    How about a "knocking head against the wall" one too?

    Alvin - nice new avatar!

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  • GilaMonster (3/15/2010)


    I hate to ruin the good mood, but could anyone keen on bashing their head against a wall for a coupl hours follow up on this. Is midnight (almost) here.

    From our usual friend...

    When upgrading SQL 2000 to SQL 2008, be sure to always disable IIS on the application server.

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic883370-1550-1.aspx

    Ok, need a "dirty looks" emoticon too.



    Alvin Ramard
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  • Alvin Ramard (3/15/2010)


    GilaMonster (3/15/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (3/15/2010)


    JARJAR, where have you been?

    Mesa been a lurkin. Mesa been a watchin all yousa.

    You couldn't have picked a more annoying avatar could you?

    LOL.

    Don't worry. Mesa not goin a keep it for long.

    Good. Or I'd have to slap you when I finally meet you. On general principal. 😛

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • Alvin Ramard (3/15/2010)


    GilaMonster (3/15/2010)


    I hate to ruin the good mood, but could anyone keen on bashing their head against a wall for a coupl hours follow up on this. Is midnight (almost) here.

    From our usual friend...

    When upgrading SQL 2000 to SQL 2008, be sure to always disable IIS on the application server.

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic883370-1550-1.aspx

    Ok, need a "dirty looks" emoticon too.

    For some people I'd like some way to reach through the net and apply object to side of head.

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • GilaMonster (3/15/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (3/15/2010)


    GilaMonster (3/15/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (3/15/2010)


    JARJAR, where have you been?

    Mesa been a lurkin. Mesa been a watchin all yousa.

    You couldn't have picked a more annoying avatar could you?

    LOL.

    Don't worry. Mesa not goin a keep it for long.

    Good. Or I'd have to slap you when I finally meet you. On general principal. 😛

    ROFLOL

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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  • I should have finished my comment on that IIS issue with:

    Mesa gonna get a boomba!! :w00t:



    Alvin Ramard
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  • Alvin, It's not too late!!!

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • Alvin Ramard (3/15/2010)


    GilaMonster (3/15/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (3/15/2010)


    Steve, we really need a "devil emoticon"

    I need an angel. For all those 'looks around innocently' type comments

    How about a "knocking head against the wall" one too?

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  • george sibbald (3/15/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (3/15/2010)


    GilaMonster (3/15/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (3/15/2010)


    Steve, we really need a "devil emoticon"

    I need an angel. For all those 'looks around innocently' type comments

    How about a "knocking head against the wall" one too?

    Awesome avatar

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • CirquedeSQLeil (3/15/2010)


    george sibbald (3/15/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (3/15/2010)


    GilaMonster (3/15/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (3/15/2010)


    Steve, we really need a "devil emoticon"

    I need an angel. For all those 'looks around innocently' type comments

    How about a "knocking head against the wall" one too?

    Awesome avatar

    thankyou. Can't leave it on too long, might give some OPS the wrong impression if I answer their questions. soon as I know Alvins picked it up (if he wants it) it will have to go to be saved for special occasions.

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  • sorry Alvin, have to agree with Gail, jarjar has to be the most annoying character ever created in any film. Made my flesh crawl.

    Always amazed me how it got past the censors.

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  • george sibbald (3/15/2010)


    sorry Alvin, have to agree with Gail, jarjar has to be the most annoying character ever created in any film. Made my flesh crawl.

    Always amazed me how it got past the censors.

    I am one of the few that actually likes JarJar.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • george sibbald (3/15/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (3/15/2010)


    george sibbald (3/15/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (3/15/2010)


    GilaMonster (3/15/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (3/15/2010)


    Steve, we really need a "devil emoticon"

    I need an angel. For all those 'looks around innocently' type comments

    How about a "knocking head against the wall" one too?

    Awesome avatar

    thankyou. Can't leave it on too long, might give some OPS the wrong impression if I answer their questions. soon as I know Alvins picked it up (if he wants it) it will have to go to be saved for special occasions.

    I've seen it. You can stop baning your head.



    Alvin Ramard
    Memphis PASS Chapter[/url]

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  • george sibbald (3/15/2010)


    sorry Alvin, have to agree with Gail, jarjar has to be the most annoying character ever created in any film. Made my flesh crawl.

    Always amazed me how it got past the censors.

    I'm sure we could find more annoying characters than Jar jar Bing



    Alvin Ramard
    Memphis PASS Chapter[/url]

    All my SSC forum answers come with a money back guarantee. If you didn't like the answer then I'll gladly refund what you paid for it.

    For best practices on asking questions, please read the following article: Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url]

  • Alvin Ramard (3/15/2010)


    george sibbald (3/15/2010)


    sorry Alvin, have to agree with Gail, jarjar has to be the most annoying character ever created in any film. Made my flesh crawl.

    Always amazed me how it got past the censors.

    I'm sure we could find more annoying characters than Jar jar Bing

    Jeez Alvin, that new avatar is even more annoying! 😀

    I'll keep banging my head overnight till I feel better. Tomorrow it goes.

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