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Grant Fritchey SSC Guru Points: 398890 More actions · Answer 1

GSquared (3/15/2010)
Grant Fritchey (3/15/2010)
Oh cool, tossed under another bus. Thanks Alvin.
What year? (My birthday was yesterday, so I'm curious as to what the actual age difference is.) If you'd rather not say, then don't.

47, three more years before I'm legally dead.

"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
- Theodore Roosevelt

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Grant Fritchey SSC Guru Points: 398890 More actions · Answer 2

Thanks to all the denizens of The Thread.

Now go answer SQL Server questions.

"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
- Theodore Roosevelt

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Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736280 More actions · Answer 3

Steve Jones - SSC Editor

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March 15, 2010 at 9:33 am

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Happy Birthday, Grant, from SQLServerCentral!

Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 4

Grant Fritchey (3/15/2010)
GSquared (3/15/2010)
Grant Fritchey (3/15/2010)
Oh cool, tossed under another bus. Thanks Alvin.
What year? (My birthday was yesterday, so I'm curious as to what the actual age difference is.) If you'd rather not say, then don't.
47, three more years before I'm legally dead.

So I only have 2 & 1/2 years left? :w00t:

Alvin Ramard
Memphis PASS Chapter[/url]

All my SSC forum answers come with a money back guarantee. If you didn't like the answer then I'll gladly refund what you paid for it.

For best practices on asking questions, please read the following article: Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url]

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 5

Steve Jones - Editor (3/15/2010)
Happy Birthday, Grant, from SQLServerCentral!

With that you get a PorkChop with B-day candles in it. :w00t:

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 6

Grant Fritchey (3/15/2010)
GSquared (3/15/2010)
Grant Fritchey (3/15/2010)
Oh cool, tossed under another bus. Thanks Alvin.
What year? (My birthday was yesterday, so I'm curious as to what the actual age difference is.) If you'd rather not say, then don't.
47, three more years before I'm legally dead.

I take exception to this remark, I'm not dead yet!! 😉

Grant Fritchey SSC Guru Points: 398890 More actions · Answer 7

Steve Jones - Editor (3/15/2010)
Happy Birthday, Grant, from SQLServerCentral!

Thanks Steve.

"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
- Theodore Roosevelt

Author of:
SQL Server Execution Plans
SQL Server Query Performance Tuning

Grant Fritchey SSC Guru Points: 398890 More actions · Answer 8

Lynn Pettis (3/15/2010)
Grant Fritchey (3/15/2010)
GSquared (3/15/2010)
Grant Fritchey (3/15/2010)
Oh cool, tossed under another bus. Thanks Alvin.
What year? (My birthday was yesterday, so I'm curious as to what the actual age difference is.) If you'd rather not say, then don't.
47, three more years before I'm legally dead.
I take exception to this remark, I'm not dead yet!! 😉

Are you sure?

"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
- Theodore Roosevelt

Author of:
SQL Server Execution Plans
SQL Server Query Performance Tuning

Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 9

Grant Fritchey (3/15/2010)
Lynn Pettis (3/15/2010)
Grant Fritchey (3/15/2010)
GSquared (3/15/2010)
Grant Fritchey (3/15/2010)
Oh cool, tossed under another bus. Thanks Alvin.
What year? (My birthday was yesterday, so I'm curious as to what the actual age difference is.) If you'd rather not say, then don't.
47, three more years before I'm legally dead.
I take exception to this remark, I'm not dead yet!! 😉
Are you sure?

Now we know what all the trip to the desert are for. 😛

Alvin Ramard
Memphis PASS Chapter[/url]

All my SSC forum answers come with a money back guarantee. If you didn't like the answer then I'll gladly refund what you paid for it.

For best practices on asking questions, please read the following article: Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url]

Roy Ernest SSC-Dedicated Points: 38780 More actions · Answer 10

Happy B'Day Grant...

And Gus Belated B'day wishes for you.

-Roy

Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 11

Grant Fritchey (3/15/2010)
Lynn Pettis (3/15/2010)
Grant Fritchey (3/15/2010)
GSquared (3/15/2010)
Grant Fritchey (3/15/2010)
Oh cool, tossed under another bus. Thanks Alvin.
What year? (My birthday was yesterday, so I'm curious as to what the actual age difference is.) If you'd rather not say, then don't.
47, three more years before I'm legally dead.
I take exception to this remark, I'm not dead yet!! 😉
Are you sure?

Actually, yes. I am still quite able to eat my favorite spicy foods without getting heartburn or indigestion. A sure sign, in my opinion, that I'm still alive! :w00t: (But that doesn't mean I don't feel older than I really am at times. 😛 )

Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004504 More actions · Answer 12

Lynn Pettis (3/15/2010)
Grant Fritchey (3/15/2010)
Lynn Pettis (3/15/2010)
Grant Fritchey (3/15/2010)
GSquared (3/15/2010)
Grant Fritchey (3/15/2010)
Oh cool, tossed under another bus. Thanks Alvin.
What year? (My birthday was yesterday, so I'm curious as to what the actual age difference is.) If you'd rather not say, then don't.
47, three more years before I'm legally dead.
I take exception to this remark, I'm not dead yet!! 😉
Are you sure?
Actually, yes. I am still quite able to eat my favorite spicy foods without getting heartburn or indigestion. A sure sign, in my opinion, that I'm still alive! :w00t:

You could be a ghost. Or a force spirit. Don't see either of them getting indigestion. 😀 :hehe:

Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

We walk in the dark places no others will enter
We stand on the bridge and no one may pass

Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 13

GilaMonster (3/15/2010)
Lynn Pettis (3/15/2010)
Grant Fritchey (3/15/2010)
Lynn Pettis (3/15/2010)
Grant Fritchey (3/15/2010)
GSquared (3/15/2010)
Grant Fritchey (3/15/2010)
Oh cool, tossed under another bus. Thanks Alvin.
What year? (My birthday was yesterday, so I'm curious as to what the actual age difference is.) If you'd rather not say, then don't.
47, three more years before I'm legally dead.
I take exception to this remark, I'm not dead yet!! 😉
Are you sure?
Actually, yes. I am still quite able to eat my favorite spicy foods without getting heartburn or indigestion. A sure sign, in my opinion, that I'm still alive! :w00t:
You could be a ghost. Or a force spirit. Don't see either of them getting indigestion. 😀 :hehe:

Okay, but pretty sure they don't feel pain in their joints (particularly the knees). 😛

Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 14

Lynn Pettis (3/15/2010)
GilaMonster (3/15/2010)
Lynn Pettis (3/15/2010)
Grant Fritchey (3/15/2010)
Lynn Pettis (3/15/2010)
Grant Fritchey (3/15/2010)
GSquared (3/15/2010)
Grant Fritchey (3/15/2010)
Oh cool, tossed under another bus. Thanks Alvin.
What year? (My birthday was yesterday, so I'm curious as to what the actual age difference is.) If you'd rather not say, then don't.
47, three more years before I'm legally dead.
I take exception to this remark, I'm not dead yet!! 😉
Are you sure?
Actually, yes. I am still quite able to eat my favorite spicy foods without getting heartburn or indigestion. A sure sign, in my opinion, that I'm still alive! :w00t:
You could be a ghost. Or a force spirit. Don't see either of them getting indigestion. 😀 :hehe:
Okay, but pretty sure they don't feel pain in their joints (particularly the knees). 😛

When you bang your head against the wall, does it hurt? or does your head go right thru?

hurt = alive 🙂

right thru = ghost :w00t:

😀

Alvin Ramard
Memphis PASS Chapter[/url]

All my SSC forum answers come with a money back guarantee. If you didn't like the answer then I'll gladly refund what you paid for it.

For best practices on asking questions, please read the following article: Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url]

GSquared SSC Guru Points: 260824 More actions · Answer 15

Roy Ernest (3/15/2010)
Happy B'Day Grant...
And Gus Belated B'day wishes for you.

Thanks. 🙂

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