February 2, 2010 at 12:04 pm
GilaMonster (2/2/2010)
I'm fast losing both patience and hope. The last month, it feels like I've been correcting almost as many replies as I have been answering questionshttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic856902-145-1.aspx#bm857286
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic475163-146-1.aspx#bm856344
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic855771-360-1.aspx#bm855992
Am I getting too picky?
AARRGGHH!!!!!!
One of the above has given birth to an offspring!!!!
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February 2, 2010 at 12:13 pm
Alvin Ramard (2/2/2010)
GilaMonster (2/2/2010)
I'm fast losing both patience and hope. The last month, it feels like I've been correcting almost as many replies as I have been answering questionshttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic856902-145-1.aspx#bm857286
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic475163-146-1.aspx#bm856344
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic855771-360-1.aspx#bm855992
Am I getting too picky?
AARRGGHH!!!!!!
One of the above has given birth to an offspring!!!!
Just kill it!!!
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
February 2, 2010 at 12:20 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (2/2/2010)
Alvin Ramard (2/2/2010)
GilaMonster (2/2/2010)
I'm fast losing both patience and hope. The last month, it feels like I've been correcting almost as many replies as I have been answering questionshttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic856902-145-1.aspx#bm857286
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic475163-146-1.aspx#bm856344
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic855771-360-1.aspx#bm855992
Am I getting too picky?
AARRGGHH!!!!!!
One of the above has given birth to an offspring!!!!
Just kill it!!!
At least this last OP is willing to go along with the advice given.
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February 2, 2010 at 12:25 pm
Yes, it looks like he is learning.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
February 2, 2010 at 10:27 pm
GilaMonster (2/2/2010)
Gianluca Sartori (2/2/2010)
On the last one you almost corrected Jeff on the LDFs thing, so I think you have the answer.:-DI realised what he meant. Just the way it was phrased was open to misinterpretation.
dah... um nut sa gud wit da wurds sumtims. odders dew a beta yob an um tankful fer dat. 😛
--Jeff Moden
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
February 2, 2010 at 10:40 pm
GilaMonster (2/2/2010)
I'm fast losing both patience and hope. The last month, it feels like I've been correcting almost as many replies as I have been answering questionshttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic856902-145-1.aspx#bm857286
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic475163-146-1.aspx#bm856344
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic855771-360-1.aspx#bm855992
Am I getting too picky?
Nope! Not at all.
Speaking of "picky", I took a look at those... it just seems to be a little nervey for folks to post almost 400 lines of code and simply say that it's a performance problem, please help.
I'm also right there with you on the misunderstandings between table variables and temp tables especially about where they live. I may have to resurrect the link I had for the MS Q&A on the subject because it sure does seem to come up a lot lately.
--Jeff Moden
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
February 3, 2010 at 12:39 am
Jeff Moden (2/2/2010)
GilaMonster (2/2/2010)
Gianluca Sartori (2/2/2010)
On the last one you almost corrected Jeff on the LDFs thing, so I think you have the answer.:-DI realised what he meant. Just the way it was phrased was open to misinterpretation.
dah... um nut sa gud wit da wurds sumtims. odders dew a beta yob an um tankful fer dat. 😛
Can I cwote ewe on dat?
Second funniest thing I saw on SSC tonight.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
February 3, 2010 at 4:05 am
CirquedeSQLeil (2/3/2010)
Second funniest thing I saw on SSC tonight.
Ok - I'll bite: What was the #1 funniest thing on SSC tonight?
Paul White
SQLPerformance.com
SQLkiwi blog
@SQL_Kiwi
February 3, 2010 at 7:09 am
Jeff Moden (2/2/2010)
GilaMonster (2/2/2010)
Gianluca Sartori (2/2/2010)
On the last one you almost corrected Jeff on the LDFs thing, so I think you have the answer.:-DI realised what he meant. Just the way it was phrased was open to misinterpretation.
dah... um nut sa gud wit da wurds sumtims. odders dew a beta yob an um tankful fer dat. 😛
Jeff, don't you have spellcheck? beta is actually spelled betta, unless you meant a trail run for the job.
😀
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February 3, 2010 at 7:23 am
Um....
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost858555.aspx
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
February 3, 2010 at 7:38 am
GilaMonster (2/3/2010)
Um....
Bite your tongue, take a deep breath and then keep the key board away from your reach.... :hehe:
-Roy
February 3, 2010 at 7:42 am
GilaMonster (2/3/2010)
Um....
MySQL has pretty similar concepts too. I think I'll just start answering every question with a MySQL answer. After all, what's the difference really?
"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
- Theodore Roosevelt
Author of:
SQL Server Execution Plans
SQL Server Query Performance Tuning
February 3, 2010 at 7:45 am
Okay denizens, any feedback on this, Database Mirroring, would be welcome.
February 3, 2010 at 7:51 am
GilaMonster (2/3/2010)
Um....
I was never a fan of that breed of dogs.
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February 3, 2010 at 9:00 am
Alvin Ramard (2/2/2010)
I'm quickly losing faith in many people. I'm not sure that there's any hope for the future. The link below is just an example. Too many people seem to be clueless about what they're dealing with.
That's why you have to have faith in something other than people. 😉
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How best to post your question[/url]
How to post performance problems[/url]
Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]
"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."
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