January 4, 2010 at 11:57 am
CirquedeSQLeil (1/4/2010)
GSquared (1/4/2010)
Well, while we're adding pictures: For a potentially limited time only, the goofy looking guy in the picture on my posts is indeed me. I took the picture myself with my phone, so if the photography looks horrible, it's all George Bush's fault. 😛Hmmm...I had pictured you more with a beard. Alas that was Alvin.
I pictured a 20-something surfer/snowboard "dude" - not that you're not mind you! 😀 Kind of like voices on the phone - my expectations, based on voice, are always WAY off when I finally meet the person.
-- You can't be late until you show up.
January 4, 2010 at 12:01 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (1/4/2010)
GSquared (1/4/2010)
Well, while we're adding pictures: For a potentially limited time only, the goofy looking guy in the picture on my posts is indeed me. I took the picture myself with my phone, so if the photography looks horrible, it's all George Bush's fault. 😛Hmmm...I had pictured you more with a beard. Alas that was Alvin.
I don't currently have a beard. Have had one before, will probably grow one again.
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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"Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everyone agrees it's old enough to know better." - Anon
January 4, 2010 at 12:04 pm
tosscrosby-60625 (1/4/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (1/4/2010)
GSquared (1/4/2010)
Well, while we're adding pictures: For a potentially limited time only, the goofy looking guy in the picture on my posts is indeed me. I took the picture myself with my phone, so if the photography looks horrible, it's all George Bush's fault. 😛Hmmm...I had pictured you more with a beard. Alas that was Alvin.
I pictured a 20-something surfer/snowboard "dude" - not that you're not mind you! 😀 Kind of like voices on the phone - my expectations, based on voice, are always WAY off when I finally meet the person.
It's been a while since I was 20-something. And, while I don't surf or snowboard (I used to ski), I am from California and used to call everyone "dude" or "babe" or "gorgeous". Does that count?
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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"Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everyone agrees it's old enough to know better." - Anon
January 4, 2010 at 12:09 pm
Words may be more important than actions. And since the surfer dude is a persona - sure. You are dubbed a 20yr old surfer dude.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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January 4, 2010 at 12:24 pm
Announcement to the Thread.
Blog Noob am I.
Just Started and here it is:
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
January 4, 2010 at 1:45 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (1/4/2010)
Announcement to the Thread.Blog Noob am I.
Just Started and here it is:
Blog Noob = Bloobie
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How best to post your question[/url]
How to post performance problems[/url]
Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]
"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."
January 4, 2010 at 1:54 pm
That comment just reminded me of a movie I watched over the Holidays.
English humor about teeny boppers.[/url] It is more of a chick flick - but has some nice laughs to it. Story is not deep at all.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
January 4, 2010 at 2:59 pm
GSquared (1/4/2010)
tosscrosby-60625 (1/4/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (1/4/2010)
GSquared (1/4/2010)
Well, while we're adding pictures: For a potentially limited time only, the goofy looking guy in the picture on my posts is indeed me. I took the picture myself with my phone, so if the photography looks horrible, it's all George Bush's fault. 😛Hmmm...I had pictured you more with a beard. Alas that was Alvin.
I pictured a 20-something surfer/snowboard "dude" - not that you're not mind you! 😀 Kind of like voices on the phone - my expectations, based on voice, are always WAY off when I finally meet the person.
It's been a while since I was 20-something. And, while I don't surf or snowboard (I used to ski), I am from California and used to call everyone "dude" or "babe" or "gorgeous". Does that count?
Hey, you used the lingo (as did I) and I haven't seen 20-something in more years than I care to admit. We need some kind of "cool" (do they still say cool anymore???) group name to fit our age and persona. "Groovy old geeks" just won't cut it! 😀
-- You can't be late until you show up.
January 5, 2010 at 6:43 am
tosscrosby-60625 (1/4/2010)
GSquared (1/4/2010)
tosscrosby-60625 (1/4/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (1/4/2010)
GSquared (1/4/2010)
Well, while we're adding pictures: For a potentially limited time only, the goofy looking guy in the picture on my posts is indeed me. I took the picture myself with my phone, so if the photography looks horrible, it's all George Bush's fault. 😛Hmmm...I had pictured you more with a beard. Alas that was Alvin.
I pictured a 20-something surfer/snowboard "dude" - not that you're not mind you! 😀 Kind of like voices on the phone - my expectations, based on voice, are always WAY off when I finally meet the person.
It's been a while since I was 20-something. And, while I don't surf or snowboard (I used to ski), I am from California and used to call everyone "dude" or "babe" or "gorgeous". Does that count?
Hey, you used the lingo (as did I) and I haven't seen 20-something in more years than I care to admit. We need some kind of "cool" (do they still say cool anymore???) group name to fit our age and persona. "Groovy old geeks" just won't cut it! 😀
How about "O.L.D." = "Old L33t Dudes" (self-contained accronym, kind of like GNU).
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
Property of The Thread
"Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everyone agrees it's old enough to know better." - Anon
January 5, 2010 at 11:51 am
GSquared (1/5/2010)
tosscrosby-60625 (1/4/2010)
GSquared (1/4/2010)
tosscrosby-60625 (1/4/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (1/4/2010)
GSquared (1/4/2010)
Well, while we're adding pictures: For a potentially limited time only, the goofy looking guy in the picture on my posts is indeed me. I took the picture myself with my phone, so if the photography looks horrible, it's all George Bush's fault. 😛Hmmm...I had pictured you more with a beard. Alas that was Alvin.
I pictured a 20-something surfer/snowboard "dude" - not that you're not mind you! 😀 Kind of like voices on the phone - my expectations, based on voice, are always WAY off when I finally meet the person.
It's been a while since I was 20-something. And, while I don't surf or snowboard (I used to ski), I am from California and used to call everyone "dude" or "babe" or "gorgeous". Does that count?
Hey, you used the lingo (as did I) and I haven't seen 20-something in more years than I care to admit. We need some kind of "cool" (do they still say cool anymore???) group name to fit our age and persona. "Groovy old geeks" just won't cut it! 😀
How about "O.L.D." = "Old L33t Dudes" (self-contained accronym, kind of like GNU).
Would Groovy Old Datageeks make us as old as G.O.D.?
Might be better than the 'dinosaur' my 20 something daughter calls me.:hehe:
Greg E
January 5, 2010 at 11:55 am
Greg Edwards-268690 (1/5/2010)
GSquared (1/5/2010)
tosscrosby-60625 (1/4/2010)
GSquared (1/4/2010)
tosscrosby-60625 (1/4/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (1/4/2010)
GSquared (1/4/2010)
Well, while we're adding pictures: For a potentially limited time only, the goofy looking guy in the picture on my posts is indeed me. I took the picture myself with my phone, so if the photography looks horrible, it's all George Bush's fault. 😛Hmmm...I had pictured you more with a beard. Alas that was Alvin.
I pictured a 20-something surfer/snowboard "dude" - not that you're not mind you! 😀 Kind of like voices on the phone - my expectations, based on voice, are always WAY off when I finally meet the person.
It's been a while since I was 20-something. And, while I don't surf or snowboard (I used to ski), I am from California and used to call everyone "dude" or "babe" or "gorgeous". Does that count?
Hey, you used the lingo (as did I) and I haven't seen 20-something in more years than I care to admit. We need some kind of "cool" (do they still say cool anymore???) group name to fit our age and persona. "Groovy old geeks" just won't cut it! 😀
How about "O.L.D." = "Old L33t Dudes" (self-contained accronym, kind of like GNU).
Would Groovy Old Datageeks make us as old as G.O.D.?
Might be better than the 'dinosaur' my 20 something daughter calls me.:hehe:
Greg E
OLD is merely a state of mind (until your body catches up :-D)
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
January 5, 2010 at 12:16 pm
Greg Edwards-268690 (1/5/2010)
GSquared (1/5/2010)
tosscrosby-60625 (1/4/2010)
GSquared (1/4/2010)
tosscrosby-60625 (1/4/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (1/4/2010)
GSquared (1/4/2010)
Well, while we're adding pictures: For a potentially limited time only, the goofy looking guy in the picture on my posts is indeed me. I took the picture myself with my phone, so if the photography looks horrible, it's all George Bush's fault. 😛Hmmm...I had pictured you more with a beard. Alas that was Alvin.
I pictured a 20-something surfer/snowboard "dude" - not that you're not mind you! 😀 Kind of like voices on the phone - my expectations, based on voice, are always WAY off when I finally meet the person.
It's been a while since I was 20-something. And, while I don't surf or snowboard (I used to ski), I am from California and used to call everyone "dude" or "babe" or "gorgeous". Does that count?
Hey, you used the lingo (as did I) and I haven't seen 20-something in more years than I care to admit. We need some kind of "cool" (do they still say cool anymore???) group name to fit our age and persona. "Groovy old geeks" just won't cut it! 😀
How about "O.L.D." = "Old L33t Dudes" (self-contained accronym, kind of like GNU).
Would Groovy Old Datageeks make us as old as G.O.D.?
Might be better than the 'dinosaur' my 20 something daughter calls me.:hehe:
Greg E
My daughters (11 to 19) don't call me dinosaur, just "Old Man", except out on the soccer pitch since I keep up with high school kids pretty well for 90 minutes.
January 5, 2010 at 12:37 pm
Urgent, going to lose my job.
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic834653-338-1.aspx
And then three weeks later...
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic842291-149-1.aspx?Update=1
Hmmm...I guess the prof gave him an extension?
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
January 5, 2010 at 12:49 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (1/5/2010)
Urgent, going to lose my job.http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic834653-338-1.aspx
And then three weeks later...
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic842291-149-1.aspx?Update=1
Hmmm...I guess the prof gave him an extension?
Actually, nothing earlier indicated that it was urgent, so more like ...
I have a problem:
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic834653-338-1.aspx
And then, three weeks later, I am going to lose my job:
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic842291-149-1.aspx?Update=1
January 5, 2010 at 12:54 pm
Lynn Pettis (1/5/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (1/5/2010)
Urgent, going to lose my job.http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic834653-338-1.aspx
And then three weeks later...
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic842291-149-1.aspx?Update=1
Hmmm...I guess the prof gave him an extension?
Actually, nothing earlier indicated that it was urgent, so more like ...
I have a problem:
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic834653-338-1.aspx
And then, three weeks later, I am going to lose my job:
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic842291-149-1.aspx?Update=1
And in the meantime - what have I done to help myself?
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
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