December 23, 2009 at 11:19 am
CirquedeSQLeil (12/23/2009)
10 am here - and not seeing a rousing response about work.Next question is: Who has mentally checked out for the holidays?
This question assumes I ever mentally checked in for work. Ever.
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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December 23, 2009 at 11:20 am
Matt Miller (#4) (12/23/2009)
Roy Ernest (12/23/2009)
I am working...Tomorrow I am OFF. Monday I will be back to work till Wednesday. Then I am off again. After that it will be in New Year I will be back.. 🙂 Hoping to take my kid fishing this weekend. It is still warm and sunny here... 😀Sorry - just hit the lunch hour. I am still working today.....
(by the way - there seems to be a bug going on. No matter which message I pick to reply to, Roy's message is the one that gets quoted.... - See above. I had picked Gus' message to reply to).
That happens if you don't have the most recent post to the thread. If it happens, refresh your browser and then you can quote the post you wish to quote.
I have seen that a bunch.
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December 23, 2009 at 11:21 am
GSquared (12/23/2009)
CirquedeSQLeil (12/23/2009)
10 am here - and not seeing a rousing response about work.Next question is: Who has mentally checked out for the holidays?
This question assumes I ever mentally checked in for work. Ever.
ROFL way out loud
It's nice to know I am in good company
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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December 23, 2009 at 11:21 am
CirquedeSQLeil (12/23/2009)
Today is the 23rd, and several we know are on vacation.So, who is really working??
<Hand Up>
Fighting with a messed up development deployment. I love when developers mix up scripts from multiple versions of the database. Every time I drop an F-bomb an angel gets its wings, or a fairy dies or something. I can't keep this stuff straight any more than the developers can at this point.
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December 23, 2009 at 11:22 am
Jeff Moden (12/22/2009)
The Dixie Flatline (12/22/2009)
Bring forth the Holy Pork Chop of Antioch! 😛Heh... paraphrased from one of my favorite "B" movies...
"Glory be to the [Code], and to the Holy [Forum]. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be. [T-SQL questions] without end. Amen."
I'm assuming "B" in sequence, and in initial letter.
Beneath the Planet of the Apes.
Wonderful movie.
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December 23, 2009 at 11:25 am
CirquedeSQLeil (12/23/2009)
10 am here - and not seeing a rousing response about work.Next question is: Who has mentally checked out for the holidays?
Oooh! Guilty!
And I need to work on a chapter for Tony Davis over at Red Gate. I'm hitting a wall on trying to care about mechanisms for automating code reuse in TSQL... blech...
Where's that X-Box controller. Throw the other one to the spawn and shoot some stuff instead!
Oh yeah, I'm completely checked out.
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December 23, 2009 at 11:34 am
Grant Fritchey (12/23/2009)
Fighting with a messed up development deployment. I love when developers mix up scripts from multiple versions of the database.
Time to fetch the chain-saw?
Gail Shaw
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December 23, 2009 at 11:36 am
GilaMonster (12/23/2009)
Grant Fritchey (12/23/2009)
Fighting with a messed up development deployment. I love when developers mix up scripts from multiple versions of the database.Time to fetch the chain-saw?
Pork-chops and TNT 😀
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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December 23, 2009 at 11:39 am
GilaMonster (12/23/2009)
Grant Fritchey (12/23/2009)
Fighting with a messed up development deployment. I love when developers mix up scripts from multiple versions of the database.Time to fetch the chain-saw?
Too messy and I can't hear the screams.... katana... no, claymore. I want their eyes to pop.
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December 23, 2009 at 11:41 am
You want their eys Pop...?? User tasers... 😉
-Roy
December 23, 2009 at 11:42 am
Grant Fritchey (12/23/2009)
GilaMonster (12/23/2009)
Grant Fritchey (12/23/2009)
Fighting with a messed up development deployment. I love when developers mix up scripts from multiple versions of the database.Time to fetch the chain-saw?
Too messy and I can't hear the screams.... katana... no, claymore. I want their eyes to pop.
Hear them scream?
NAPALM
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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December 23, 2009 at 11:43 am
Better yet, lock them down so they can't do anything in the systems :Whistling:
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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December 23, 2009 at 11:44 am
Grant Fritchey (12/23/2009)
GilaMonster (12/23/2009)
Grant Fritchey (12/23/2009)
Fighting with a messed up development deployment. I love when developers mix up scripts from multiple versions of the database.Time to fetch the chain-saw?
Too messy and I can't hear the screams.... katana... no, claymore. I want their eyes to pop.
When I first read that I was thinking this type of Claymore, I thought the whole idea was they didn't see them until they exploded... That and they're eyes don's so much as pop as just get obliterated with the rest of their body...
December 23, 2009 at 11:48 am
Roy Ernest (12/23/2009)
Which part of south India are you from Bru?
I am from Andhra Pradesh, from a city which is 100 miles from Hyderabad.
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December 23, 2009 at 11:51 am
Luke L (12/23/2009)
Grant Fritchey (12/23/2009)
GilaMonster (12/23/2009)
Grant Fritchey (12/23/2009)
Fighting with a messed up development deployment. I love when developers mix up scripts from multiple versions of the database.Time to fetch the chain-saw?
Too messy and I can't hear the screams.... katana... no, claymore. I want their eyes to pop.
When I first read that I was thinking this type of Claymore, I thought the whole idea was they didn't see them until they exploded... That and they're eyes don's so much as pop as just get obliterated with the rest of their body...
Nah, something like this[/url]. Although I got mine from Kris Cutlery (I'm blocked from their site at work for some reason).
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