December 22, 2009 at 9:54 am
Great picture, Gail. Is that an original artwork, or something you put together from other works?
For the current season, from Audra and the Antidote:
We Wish You A Merry Christmas
We Wish you a merry Christmas
we wish you a merry christmas
unless you are Jewish
then we wish you a happy Chanukah
we wish you a happy Chanukah
we wish you a happy Chanukah
unless you are Muslim
then we wish you a happy Ramadan
we wish you a happy Ramadan
we wish you a happy Ramadan
unless you are Pagan
then we wish you a happy Solstice
we wish you a happy Solstice
we wish you a happy Solstice
unless you are Black... or African American... or Person Of Color... whichever is least offensive.
then we wish you a happy Kwanza
we wish you a happy Kwanza
we wish you a happy Kwanza
unless you are atheist
then we wish you a happy Tuesday
we wish you a happy Tuesday
we wish you a happy Tuesday
and a happy new year!
(Couldn't easily find a link to a playable MP3, but they're available through iTunes and such. Worth a listen if you want a chuckle.)
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December 22, 2009 at 10:00 am
Guess that should be updated to a Happy Friday as that's the day Christmas falls on this year. 😛
-- Kit
December 22, 2009 at 10:01 am
Kit G (12/22/2009)
Guess that should be updated to a Happy Friday as that's the day Christmas falls on this year. 😛
Chanuka and Ramadan aren't date-coincident with Christmas, so the day of the week won't matter much. Same for the solstice. Not sure about Kwanza.
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December 22, 2009 at 10:09 am
I'm starting to notice a trend in a few questions where people expect tables to store records in a specific order. Anyone else seeing that trend?
(Okay, two posts don't make a trend, but it could be the start ... 😛 )
December 22, 2009 at 10:17 am
GSquared (12/22/2009)
Great picture, Gail. Is that an original artwork, or something you put together from other works?
Original, mostly. It's 3d graphics. Some of the models were purchased or free downloads, but most was my own work from scratch.
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December 22, 2009 at 10:35 am
GilaMonster (12/22/2009)
GSquared (12/22/2009)
Great picture, Gail. Is that an original artwork, or something you put together from other works?Original, mostly. It's 3d graphics. Some of the models were purchased or free downloads, but most was my own work from scratch.
That's great work !
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December 22, 2009 at 10:39 am
Lynn Pettis (12/22/2009)
I'm starting to notice a trend in a few questions where people expect tables to store records in a specific order. Anyone else seeing that trend?(Okay, two posts don't make a trend, but it could be the start ... 😛 )
Yes - seeing it.
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December 22, 2009 at 10:57 am
Very impressive, Gail. You see a lot of those types of scenes in S.A. this time of year? 😀
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December 22, 2009 at 10:58 am
Lynn Pettis (12/22/2009)
I'm starting to notice a trend in a few questions where people expect tables to store records in a specific order. Anyone else seeing that trend?(Okay, two posts don't make a trend, but it could be the start ... 😛 )
Yeah, I've seen an increase in that recently. More and more people who are being rotely trained on SQL commands, but who don't take the time and effort to understand anything about relational definitions.
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December 22, 2009 at 10:59 am
GilaMonster (12/22/2009)
GSquared (12/22/2009)
Great picture, Gail. Is that an original artwork, or something you put together from other works?Original, mostly. It's 3d graphics. Some of the models were purchased or free downloads, but most was my own work from scratch.
Very cool.
Nicely done.
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December 22, 2009 at 11:09 am
The Dixie Flatline (12/22/2009)
You see a lot of those types of scenes in S.A. this time of year? 😀
Um, let me think. No.
We don't ever get that kind of scene in JHB, any time of the year. Some parts of the Free State and the mountains, yes, around June-July.
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December 22, 2009 at 11:14 am
GilaMonster (12/22/2009)
The Dixie Flatline (12/22/2009)
You see a lot of those types of scenes in S.A. this time of year? 😀Um, let me think. No.
We don't ever get that kind of scene in JHB, any time of the year. Some parts of the Free State and the mountains, yes, around June-July.
When living in the region - it was nice to see snow capped mountains in June-July (rare occasion). I really missed the snow and quantities of snow I was accustomed to seeing the rest of the year though.
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December 22, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Our good old friend has another doubt anyone care to answer ?
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic838140-5-1.aspx
Recollect some of his / her famous threads.
Lock Pages in Memory
How to see password
How to know 32 bit or 64 bit enviroment.
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December 22, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Bru Medishetty (12/22/2009)
Our good old friend has another doubt anyone care to answer ?http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic838140-5-1.aspx
Recollect some of his / her famous threads.
Lock Pages in Memory
How to see password
How to know 32 bit or 64 bit enviroment.
Bru, shhhhhhh - you just disturbed everybody's vacation 😀
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
December 22, 2009 at 12:53 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (12/22/2009)
Bru Medishetty (12/22/2009)
Our good old friend has another doubt anyone care to answer ?http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic838140-5-1.aspx
Recollect some of his / her famous threads.
Lock Pages in Memory
How to see password
How to know 32 bit or 64 bit enviroment.
Bru, shhhhhhh - you just disturbed everybody's vacation 😀
Oh well, some of us like the hopeless cases. Now, where did I leave that halo? 😛
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