Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • CirquedeSQLeil (12/17/2009)


    Then again, maybe not.

    Yours has been fine over the last 24 hours - not like 'Dixie' or Alvin, which were both broken for me, but happily back now.

    Just so y'all know. As you were.

  • Paul White (12/17/2009)


    CirquedeSQLeil (12/17/2009)


    Then again, maybe not.

    Yours has been fine over the last 24 hours - not like 'Dixie' or Alvin, which were both broken for me, but happily back now.

    Just so y'all know. As you were.

    Dunno if you're making a joke, but your's has a little red "X" and that's it.

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • Jeff Moden (12/17/2009)


    Dunno if you're making a joke, but your's has a little red "X" and that's it.

    Oh. No - not intending a joke - but I see what you mean...my icon's busted!

    Clearly Steve has more of a sense of humour than I had reckoned with 😀

  • Paul White (12/17/2009)


    Jeff Moden (12/17/2009)


    Dunno if you're making a joke, but your's has a little red "X" and that's it.

    Oh. No - not intending a joke - but I see what you mean...my icon's busted!

    Clearly Steve has more of a sense of humour than I had reckoned with 😀

    Ah yes, Steve is wily powerful in the force.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • Had the same phenomenon yesterday as well, after the servers came back up (geez, almost got withdrawal symptomes with no Thread available). Everything seems to be working again now though.

    To those who are taking their well deserved rest over the festive season, enjoy Christmas and have a lekker new year! Take it easy and drive safely!

    Jan

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  • Ah yes, Steve is wily powerful in the force.

    More than that, in the wonderful world of SSC, Steve is The Force.

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    Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
    Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

  • Paul White (12/17/2009)


    CirquedeSQLeil (12/17/2009)


    Then again, maybe not.

    Yours has been fine over the last 24 hours - not like 'Dixie' or Alvin, which were both broken for me, but happily back now.

    Just so y'all know. As you were.

    🙁



    Alvin Ramard
    Memphis PASS Chapter[/url]

    All my SSC forum answers come with a money back guarantee. If you didn't like the answer then I'll gladly refund what you paid for it.

    For best practices on asking questions, please read the following article: Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url]

  • Force, ha! I'm powerful in the ways of the word, or at least keyboard in this universe website.

    Broken images came about as we upgraded servers yesterday. Finally, we got the move to new hardware after a few months of planning. Anyone notice anything after about 11am GMT yesterday? Any guesses on the new architecture?

  • x64 SQL Server 2008??

  • vsphere?

    To help us help you read this[/url]For better help with performance problems please read this[/url]

  • Steve Jones - Editor (12/18/2009)


    Any guesses on the new architecture?

    SQL Server 2008 64 Bit on Windows Server 2008 R2 Enterprise.


    Bru Medishetty

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  • PHP and MySQL, Ruby On Rails

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    How best to post your question[/url]
    How to post performance problems[/url]
    Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]

    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • By the way Jeff, very nice review of Grant's book.

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    How best to post your question[/url]
    How to post performance problems[/url]
    Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]

    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • SQL 2K8

    Partitioned tables

    Clustered

    Mirrored

    200Tb SAN

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • No Oracle, huh?

    Maybe it's Visual Foxpro because we got a free license from MS? XML files managed through Apache and Tomcat?

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