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  • chess pie...

    buttermilk pie...

    lemon meringue pie...

    key lime pie....

    MMMMNNNnnnnnnn

    Happy Thanksgiving to everyone in the U.S. ..... and don't worry everybody else.... we'll have another slice of pie for you so it doesn't go to waste.

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  • Roy Ernest (11/25/2009)


    Happy Thanks giving to everyone who celebrates it... 🙂

    I will make sure that I wont give bad advice to anyone.... (By not giving any advice...) 😀

    Happy Thanksgiving to veryone from me too.

    Now I'm going to give bad advice to some of you. When you think you've had enough to eat, keep on eating!!!!

    😛



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  • GilaMonster (11/25/2009)


    Bru Medishetty (11/25/2009)


    Thanks Grant for the link, had a nice time reading the thread and of course something about outages / disasters in South Africa.

    We don't have lots of natural disasters, but that's not the point. When planning DR/HA, the worst case has to be considered and that seems to be something that the OP in that thread doesn't realise.

    With a db 10% the size of the log file, I can see why they laughed at you. They certainly have things well under control.

    I read about the Cape Town babboons this morning, getting into cars and homes. Doesn't sound like much fun.

    Greg E

  • who's stopping at the slice of pie?

    Pecan, lemon meringue, apple, cherry - give me the whole pie 😀

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  • Steve Jones - Editor (11/25/2009)


    Stuffing myself with pizza after skiing. Likely gone until Monday, so everyone enjoy (and behave) themselves.

    Okay, Steve will be gone, now we can do whatever we want.

  • GilaMonster (11/25/2009)


    Happy normal working week. 😀

    I'll hold down the fort while all the US people are off stuffing themselves with turkey and whatever else appears on a thanksgiving table.

    More apple pie, cranberry sauce, beer, wine, more turkey, more beer...

    Nap time, and I'm blaming the turkey.

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  • Greg Edwards-268690 (11/25/2009)


    GilaMonster (11/25/2009)


    Bru Medishetty (11/25/2009)


    Thanks Grant for the link, had a nice time reading the thread and of course something about outages / disasters in South Africa.

    We don't have lots of natural disasters, but that's not the point. When planning DR/HA, the worst case has to be considered and that seems to be something that the OP in that thread doesn't realise.

    With a db 10% the size of the log file, I can see why they laughed at you. They certainly have things well under control.

    Is OK. Potential business there in picking up the pieces when the disaster that can't happen does.

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  • Jack Corbett (11/25/2009)


    Steve Jones - Editor (11/25/2009)


    Stuffing myself with pizza after skiing. Likely gone until Monday, so everyone enjoy (and behave) themselves.

    Okay, Steve will be gone, now we can do whatever we want.

    What are the chances he will read the thread when he comes back?;-)

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
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    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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  • CirquedeSQLeil (11/25/2009)


    who's stopping at the slice of pie?

    Pecan, lemon meringue, apple, cherry - give me the whole pie 😀

    Hey Jason, I don't have a pie, take this...

    How is a calender related to you?

    I hope someone must have asked you this ..

    Happy Thanskgiving everyone !! 🙂


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  • CirquedeSQLeil (11/25/2009)


    Jack Corbett (11/25/2009)


    Steve Jones - Editor (11/25/2009)


    Stuffing myself with pizza after skiing. Likely gone until Monday, so everyone enjoy (and behave) themselves.

    Okay, Steve will be gone, now we can do whatever we want.

    What are the chances he will read the thread when he comes back?;-)

    Right, adding an item or two to the checklist today

    - Disable Jack's account

    - Disable Jason's account

    Likely I will not read this thread when I return. If today is any indication of what Friday might bring, likely to be 500 posts behind by Mon.

  • GilaMonster (11/25/2009)


    Greg Edwards-268690 (11/25/2009)


    GilaMonster (11/25/2009)


    Bru Medishetty (11/25/2009)


    Thanks Grant for the link, had a nice time reading the thread and of course something about outages / disasters in South Africa.

    We don't have lots of natural disasters, but that's not the point. When planning DR/HA, the worst case has to be considered and that seems to be something that the OP in that thread doesn't realise.

    With a db 10% the size of the log file, I can see why they laughed at you. They certainly have things well under control.

    Is OK. Potential business there in picking up the pieces when the disaster that can't happen does.

    That's a great way to look at it. Likely they would need someone with a bit more experience to get up and running again.

    Greg E

  • Bru Medishetty (11/25/2009)


    CirquedeSQLeil (11/25/2009)


    who's stopping at the slice of pie?

    Pecan, lemon meringue, apple, cherry - give me the whole pie 😀

    Hey Jason, I don't have a pie, take this...

    How is a calender related to you?

    I hope someone must have asked you this ..

    Happy Thanskgiving everyone !! 🙂

    Nope - never heard it before.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • Let's see if someone can crack this, will wait for some more time and reply..


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  • Other than

    January

    February

    March

    April

    May

    June

    July

    August

    September

    October

    November

    December

    I have nothing for this riddle.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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    SQL RNNR
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  • CirquedeSQLeil (11/25/2009)


    Other than

    January

    February

    March

    April

    May

    June

    July

    August

    September

    October

    November

    December

    I have nothing for this riddle.

    That was right, not a big riddle. When compared to forum questions from a newbie asking for a query help without any clue whatsoever.


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