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jcrawf02 SSC-Insane Points: 24198 More actions · Answer 1

Lynn, looks like you already gave him the best answer, so if he can't live with that, it's not worth the stress to continue. We (selfishly) prefer that you not get burned out helping those who wish not to be helped, we need you around to work with the rest of us 😉

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"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 2

But guys and gals, I strive for those lonely souls who just haven't seen the light, the joy when the cfl finally comes on is so fulfilling! 😉

Jack Corbett SSC Guru Points: 184393 More actions · Answer 3

Lynn Pettis (11/18/2009)
ARRRGGGGG!!!!!!!
I really need to go out to the desert!! Anyone want to join me??

Thanks, now you got me sucked in. I agree with the others, he or she is not worth your or my time. I did spend the time to let the OP know that they were inappropriate though.

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Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 4

Question: Why do ou keep banging your head against the wall?

Answer: Because it feels so good when I stop.

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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 5

Alvin Ramard (11/18/2009)
Question: Why do ou keep banging your head against the wall?
Answer: Because it feels so good when I stop.

You mean I have been hitting my head against a wall all this time? 😉

Actually, the wall usually gives way first, just too hard headed I guess. 😛

Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 6

Lynn Pettis (11/18/2009)
Alvin Ramard (11/18/2009)
Question: Why do ou keep banging your head against the wall?
Answer: Because it feels so good when I stop.
You mean I have been hitting my head against a wall all this time? 😉
Actually, the wall usually gives way first, just too hard headed I guess. 😛

You may have been cheating. Next time pick a wall that is more solid.

😛

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Jack Corbett SSC Guru Points: 184393 More actions · Answer 7

Alvin Ramard (11/18/2009)
Lynn Pettis (11/18/2009)
Alvin Ramard (11/18/2009)
Question: Why do ou keep banging your head against the wall?
Answer: Because it feels so good when I stop.
You mean I have been hitting my head against a wall all this time? 😉
Actually, the wall usually gives way first, just too hard headed I guess. 😛
You may have been cheating. Next time pick a wall that is more solid.
😛

Hey, he can't help it if his office has padded walls:w00t:

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 8

Lynn Pettis (11/18/2009)
But guys and gals, I strive for those lonely souls who just haven't seen the light, the joy when the cfl finally comes on is so fulfilling! 😉

I thought this one had seen the light - what with all that Karmic Curse put on you and all. I thought he had a close connection since he could caramelize you 😉

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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 9

CirquedeSQLeil (11/18/2009)
Lynn Pettis (11/18/2009)
But guys and gals, I strive for those lonely souls who just haven't seen the light, the joy when the cfl finally comes on is so fulfilling! 😉
I thought this one had seen the light - what with all that Karmic Curse put on you and all. I thought he had a close connection since he could caramelize you 😉

Wrong kind of light, I'm looking for the cfl to come on over his head. 😉

Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 10

Jack Corbett (11/18/2009)
Alvin Ramard (11/18/2009)
Lynn Pettis (11/18/2009)
Alvin Ramard (11/18/2009)
Question: Why do ou keep banging your head against the wall?
Answer: Because it feels so good when I stop.
You mean I have been hitting my head against a wall all this time? 😉
Actually, the wall usually gives way first, just too hard headed I guess. 😛
You may have been cheating. Next time pick a wall that is more solid.
😛
Hey, he can't help it if his office has padded walls:w00t:

Shouldn't a treat to put a curse on someone be sufficient reason to ban someone?

Edit: Oops, that should have been:

Shouldn't a threat to put a curse on someone be sufficient reason to ban someone?

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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 11

Jack Corbett (11/18/2009)
Lynn Pettis (11/18/2009)
ARRRGGGGG!!!!!!!
I really need to go out to the desert!! Anyone want to join me??
Thanks, now you got me sucked in. I agree with the others, he or she is not worth your or my time. I did spend the time to let the OP know that they were inappropriate though.

Oh, by the way, your welcome. 😉

You know what they (whoever they are) say, misery loves company! 😛

Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 12

Alvin Ramard (11/18/2009)
Jack Corbett (11/18/2009)
Alvin Ramard (11/18/2009)
Lynn Pettis (11/18/2009)
Alvin Ramard (11/18/2009)
Question: Why do ou keep banging your head against the wall?
Answer: Because it feels so good when I stop.
You mean I have been hitting my head against a wall all this time? 😉
Actually, the wall usually gives way first, just too hard headed I guess. 😛
You may have been cheating. Next time pick a wall that is more solid.
😛
Hey, he can't help it if his office has padded walls:w00t:
Shouldn't a treat to put a curse on someone be sufficient reason to ban someone?

Threat? No threat, he did!! :w00t:

GSquared SSC Guru Points: 260824 More actions · Answer 13

Lynn Pettis (11/18/2009)
Alvin Ramard (11/18/2009)
Question: Why do ou keep banging your head against the wall?
Answer: Because it feels so good when I stop.
You mean I have been hitting my head against a wall all this time? 😉
Actually, the wall usually gives way first, just too hard headed I guess. 😛

I'm reminded of the "castle" scene in "The Man with Two Brains".

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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 14

Just found out something about forumdog, he isn't even a lurker. Joined today and copt such a 'tude on his first post. 😛

Know what, I wouldn't be surprised if we don't see him here again.

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 15

ForumDog and his curses are long gone. Took flight with the rest of the pack - they are somewhere in Minnesota now.

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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