November 17, 2009 at 7:10 am
Alvin Ramard (11/17/2009)
Steve Jones - Editor (11/17/2009)
That's funny. I wonder how many people will go there right away and not get it?Probably as many as the one that wouldn't do the search on their own.
😎
Sad but true.
-- Gianluca Sartori
November 17, 2009 at 9:11 am
ARRRRGGGGGG!!!!
I'm heading out to the desert for a while just in case you don't see me for a few days.
November 17, 2009 at 9:17 am
Lynn Pettis (11/17/2009)
ARRRRGGGGGG!!!!I'm heading out to the desert for a while just in case you don't see me for a few days.
Don't forget to bring plenty of water and stay out of the sun!!!
😀
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November 17, 2009 at 9:40 am
Have a nice trek, Lynn. Mind the shai-hulud.
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November 17, 2009 at 11:07 am
Alvin Ramard (11/17/2009)
Steve Jones - Editor (11/17/2009)
That's funny. I wonder how many people will go there right away and not get it?Probably as many as the one that wouldn't do the search on their own.
😎
I don't get it;-). I clicked the link and got websensed "Funny IT Jokes are filtered"
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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November 17, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Lynn Pettis (11/17/2009)
ARRRRGGGGGG!!!!
Anything in particular?
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
November 17, 2009 at 12:45 pm
GilaMonster (11/17/2009)
Lynn Pettis (11/17/2009)
ARRRRGGGGGG!!!!Anything in particular?
Overwhelming relational angst?
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Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
November 17, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Bob Hovious 24601 (11/17/2009)
Have a nice trek, Lynn. Mind the shai-hulud.
:hehe:
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November 17, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Jeff Moden (11/17/2009)
Alvin Ramard (11/17/2009)
Grant Fritchey (11/17/2009)
Paul White (11/17/2009)
LMGTFY version 2.0:I'm confused now. Shouldn't that be LMBTFY?
Let
Me
Be
The
First
Yeller??
BWAA-HAA!!! You have too much time on your hands, Alvin. 😛
Is it UTC time?
Jack Corbett
Consultant - Straight Path Solutions
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November 17, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Jack Corbett (11/17/2009)
Jeff Moden (11/17/2009)
Alvin Ramard (11/17/2009)
Grant Fritchey (11/17/2009)
Paul White (11/17/2009)
LMGTFY version 2.0:I'm confused now. Shouldn't that be LMBTFY?
Let
Me
Be
The
First
Yeller??
BWAA-HAA!!! You have too much time on your hands, Alvin. 😛
Is it UTC time?
No, WTF time.
😀
P.S. For those who don't know, WTF = What Time Fritchey
🙂
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November 17, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Jack Corbett (11/17/2009)
Jeff Moden (11/17/2009)
Alvin Ramard (11/17/2009)
Grant Fritchey (11/17/2009)
Paul White (11/17/2009)
LMGTFY version 2.0:I'm confused now. Shouldn't that be LMBTFY?
Let
Me
Be
The
First
Yeller??
BWAA-HAA!!! You have too much time on your hands, Alvin. 😛
Is it UTC time?
Methinks it is...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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SQL RNNR
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Learn Extended Events
November 17, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Lynn Pettis (11/17/2009)
Paul White (11/17/2009)
LMGTFY version 2.0:Okay, how do you do that one? I'd like to add it to my "toolbox" right along with lmgtfy.
http://www.letmebingthatforyou.com/
(I was tempted to post a LMBTFY or LMGTFY link in reply, but thought better of it :-D)
Paul White
SQLPerformance.com
SQLkiwi blog
@SQL_Kiwi
November 17, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Grant Fritchey (11/17/2009)
Paul White (11/17/2009)
LMGTFY version 2.0:http://tinyurl.com/yz8f2jdI'm confused now. Shouldn't that be LMBTFY?
Sure should - though someone beat the creator of the site to the domain name (see this linky thing)
Paul White
SQLPerformance.com
SQLkiwi blog
@SQL_Kiwi
November 17, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Paul White (11/17/2009)
Lynn Pettis (11/17/2009)
Paul White (11/17/2009)
LMGTFY version 2.0:Okay, how do you do that one? I'd like to add it to my "toolbox" right along with lmgtfy.
http://www.letmebingthatforyou.com/
(I was tempted to post a LMBTFY or LMGTFY link in reply, but thought better of it :-D)
Aw what the heck: http://tinyurl.com/ylf685w
Paul White
SQLPerformance.com
SQLkiwi blog
@SQL_Kiwi
November 17, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Paul White (11/17/2009)
Paul White (11/17/2009)
Lynn Pettis (11/17/2009)
Paul White (11/17/2009)
LMGTFY version 2.0:Okay, how do you do that one? I'd like to add it to my "toolbox" right along with lmgtfy.
http://www.letmebingthatforyou.com/
(I was tempted to post a LMBTFY or LMGTFY link in reply, but thought better of it :-D)
Aw what the heck: http://tinyurl.com/ylf685w
Too late, I found it before you answered, but thanks any way. 😉
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