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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 1

CirquedeSQLeil (11/16/2009)
Can Anybody help me explain group access and conn strings?

Looks to me like you did a good job of explaiining group access. Let's see what the OP says next.

GSquared SSC Guru Points: 260824 More actions · Answer 2

CirquedeSQLeil (11/16/2009)
Can Anybody help me explain group access and conn strings?

No. I'm pretty sure only a limited subset of people can help with that.

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Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 3

CirquedeSQLeil (11/16/2009)
Can Anybody help me explain group access and conn strings?

I would if I had more energy. I feel like I have a personal connection what that OP.

(Hint: I got my 1st degree from Dalhousie Univ., in Halifax)

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 4

GSquared (11/16/2009)
CirquedeSQLeil (11/16/2009)
Can Anybody help me explain group access and conn strings?
No. I'm pretty sure only a limited subset of people can help with that.

😀

Good I could use a straight-jacket from one of them.

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Dave Ballantyne SSC-Dedicated Points: 33667 More actions · Answer 5

Here's an interesting ,well thought out question.

http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost819872.aspx

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spaghettidba SSC Guru Points: 105732 More actions · Answer 6

Is Google down?

No, it's working. I tried google.com and google.it and it seems to work.

Dave, looks like a good thread for lmgtfy. 😀

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Jan Van der Eecken SSCrazy Eights Points: 9029 More actions · Answer 7

Google.com MUST be down. When I try to navigate to it my browser takes me strainght to http://www.google.co.za/ 😛

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Paul White SSC Guru Points: 150467 More actions · Answer 8

LMGTFY version 2.0:

http://tinyurl.com/yz8f2jd

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Grant Fritchey SSC Guru Points: 398882 More actions · Answer 9

Paul White (11/17/2009)
LMGTFY version 2.0:
http://tinyurl.com/yz8f2jd

I'm confused now. Shouldn't that be LMBTFY?

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Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 10

Grant Fritchey (11/17/2009)
Paul White (11/17/2009)
LMGTFY version 2.0:
http://tinyurl.com/yz8f2jd
I'm confused now. Shouldn't that be LMBTFY?

Let

Me

Be

The

First

Yeller??

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Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004340 More actions · Answer 11

Alvin Ramard (11/17/2009)
Grant Fritchey (11/17/2009)
Paul White (11/17/2009)
LMGTFY version 2.0:
http://tinyurl.com/yz8f2jd
I'm confused now. Shouldn't that be LMBTFY?
Let
Me
Be
The
First
Yeller??

BWAA-HAA!!! You have too much time on your hands, Alvin. 😛

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Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 12

Jeff Moden (11/17/2009)
Alvin Ramard (11/17/2009)
Grant Fritchey (11/17/2009)
Paul White (11/17/2009)
LMGTFY version 2.0:
http://tinyurl.com/yz8f2jd
I'm confused now. Shouldn't that be LMBTFY?
Let
Me
Be
The
First
Yeller??
BWAA-HAA!!! You have too much time on your hands, Alvin. 😛

Not any more. I just washed them.

😀

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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 13

Paul White (11/17/2009)
LMGTFY version 2.0:
http://tinyurl.com/yz8f2jd

Okay, how do you do that one? I'd like to add it to my "toolbox" right along with lmgtfy.

Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736212 More actions · Answer 14

That's funny. I wonder how many people will go there right away and not get it?

Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 15

Steve Jones - Editor (11/17/2009)
That's funny. I wonder how many people will go there right away and not get it?

Probably as many as the one that wouldn't do the search on their own.

😎

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