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Jack Corbett SSC Guru Points: 184394 More actions · Answer 1

Can one of you index gurus take a look at this one about interpreting sys.dm_db_index_physical_stats? I think I might know the answer, but I'm not sure and I don't want to lead someone astray.

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Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 2

Gianluca Sartori (11/16/2009)
You could also help him with the ADSL line if he has issues uploading the screenshot. You should be quite expert...:-P

He needs help picking the right size hammer?

😀

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Jack Corbett SSC Guru Points: 184394 More actions · Answer 3

Thanks to the 3 G's (Grant, Gus, and Gail) for weighing in on the Index Fragmentation thread. Fortunately, for me, you confirmed what I would have said, I feel much better now.

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Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004504 More actions · Answer 4

Looks like someone needs a basic computer theory course.

Clustering: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic819325-146-1.aspx

SAN: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic819323-146-1.aspx

RAID: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic819327-146-1.aspx

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Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 5

GilaMonster (11/16/2009)
Looks like someone needs a basic computer theory course.

Unfortunately, that comment applies to too many developers and administrators.

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 6

Lynn Pettis (11/16/2009)
Digs posted a project spec here on ssc that he posted on GetAFreelancer.com, so for S & G's (plus I am trying to earn some extra cash as things are tight) I signed up.
Got an email alert about a job tonight and went and checked it out.
OMG, we need to worry about some of the people coming out of school today. Instead of doing their own work, I found at least one person who would rather pay someone else to do it for them.

Ditto. I found several "High School" projects on there. And naturally they wanted the lowest bid (wouldn't take anything over $25).

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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 7

CirquedeSQLeil (11/16/2009)
Lynn Pettis (11/16/2009)
Digs posted a project spec here on ssc that he posted on GetAFreelancer.com, so for S & G's (plus I am trying to earn some extra cash as things are tight) I signed up.
Got an email alert about a job tonight and went and checked it out.
OMG, we need to worry about some of the people coming out of school today. Instead of doing their own work, I found at least one person who would rather pay someone else to do it for them.
Ditto. I found several "High School" projects on there. And naturally they wanted the lowest bid (wouldn't take anything over $25).

Price Schedule:

$25.00 -- F
$50.00 -- D
$100.00 -- C
$1,000.00 -- B
$10,000.00 -- A

😛

GSquared SSC Guru Points: 260824 More actions · Answer 8

GilaMonster (11/16/2009)
Looks like someone needs a basic computer theory course.
Clustering: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic819325-146-1.aspx
SAN: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic819323-146-1.aspx
RAID: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic819327-146-1.aspx

I would like to apologize for my answers to all three of those... but I won't. 😀

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Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 9

GSquared (11/16/2009)
GilaMonster (11/16/2009)
Looks like someone needs a basic computer theory course.
Clustering: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic819325-146-1.aspx
SAN: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic819323-146-1.aspx
RAID: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic819327-146-1.aspx
I would like to apologize for my answers to all three of those... but I won't. 😀

I feel like adding something to your responses ... but I won't. 😀

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 10

Lynn Pettis (11/16/2009)
CirquedeSQLeil (11/16/2009)
Lynn Pettis (11/16/2009)
Digs posted a project spec here on ssc that he posted on GetAFreelancer.com, so for S & G's (plus I am trying to earn some extra cash as things are tight) I signed up.
Got an email alert about a job tonight and went and checked it out.
OMG, we need to worry about some of the people coming out of school today. Instead of doing their own work, I found at least one person who would rather pay someone else to do it for them.
Ditto. I found several "High School" projects on there. And naturally they wanted the lowest bid (wouldn't take anything over $25).
Price Schedule:
$25.00 -- F
$50.00 -- D
$100.00 -- C
$1,000.00 -- B
$10,000.00 -- A
😛

Excellent - I hadn't thought of that when bidding. Maybe i will start using that model 😀

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 11

GSquared (11/16/2009)
GilaMonster (11/16/2009)
Looks like someone needs a basic computer theory course.
Clustering: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic819325-146-1.aspx
SAN: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic819323-146-1.aspx
RAID: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic819327-146-1.aspx
I would like to apologize for my answers to all three of those... but I won't. 😀

I am SAN comment and SANS remorse 😀

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 12

Did somebody say "googoo peanut clusters" ??

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GSquared SSC Guru Points: 260824 More actions · Answer 13

Bob Hovious 24601 (11/16/2009)
Did somebody say "googoo peanut clusters" ??

Didn't say it, but sure as heck implied it! 🙂

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 14

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 15

Can Anybody help me explain group access and conn strings?

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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