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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 1

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November 12, 2009 at 10:52 am

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ROTFLMAO !! :w00t:

Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004504 More actions · Answer 2

Gutter.

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Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 3

GilaMonster (11/12/2009)
Gutter.

That's Home Sweet Home for some.

😛

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The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 4

I've been trying to keep my mind out of the gutter, thank you very much.

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Kit G SSCrazy Points: 2888 More actions · Answer 5

Bob Hovious 24601 (11/12/2009)
I've been trying to keep my mind out of the gutter, thank you very much.

To some, or for some, the gutter is an improvement.

-- Kit

The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 6

Ummm.... should I take that personally?

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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 7

I wouldn't. Seems like a general observation that I would actually agree with. 😉

Kit G SSCrazy Points: 2888 More actions · Answer 8

Bob Hovious 24601 (11/12/2009)
Ummm.... should I take that personally?

If you like. :w00t:

But I'm just teasing (to be perfectly clear). I know a few people whose sense of humor (by their own admission) is way below the gutter (like closer to the ocean floor) so that "rising to the gutter" would be considered an improvement. As always with humor, it depends upon one's point of view. My intention is not to insult (and my most sincere apologies if I did).

-- Kit

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 9

amazing how the thread can make a day go from bad to better. At least one good laugh a day.

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Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 10

CirquedeSQLeil (11/12/2009)
amazing how the thread can make a day go from bad to better. At least one good laugh a day.

At first I thought you said the thread went from bad to better. I was going to say: "What???"

Sorry if you're not having a good day. We try to make everybody's day better on here.

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The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 11

My intention is not to insult (and my most sincere apologies if I did).

Don't worry, Kit. No apologies are necessary. Self-deprecation is just a habit with me. 😉

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GSquared SSC Guru Points: 260824 More actions · Answer 12

Kit G (11/12/2009)
Bob Hovious 24601 (11/12/2009)
I've been trying to keep my mind out of the gutter, thank you very much.
To some, or for some, the gutter is an improvement.

Guilty!

(I have a one-track mind, and it's derailed.)

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 13

Alvin Ramard (11/12/2009)
CirquedeSQLeil (11/12/2009)
amazing how the thread can make a day go from bad to better. At least one good laugh a day.
At first I thought you said the thread went from bad to better. I was going to say: "What???"
Sorry if you're not having a good day. We try to make everybody's day better on here.

Oh the day got a whole lot better looking at the thread (and all the while not looking 🙂 ).

I have to fix doughhead mistakes by my predecessors. This person thought that AVG was interchangeable with SUM.

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Kit G SSCrazy Points: 2888 More actions · Answer 14

Bob Hovious 24601 (11/12/2009)
My intention is not to insult (and my most sincere apologies if I did).
Don't worry, Kit. No apologies are necessary. Self-deprecation is just a habit with me. 😉

Yay! :laugh:

-- Kit

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 15

GSquared (11/12/2009)
Kit G (11/12/2009)
Bob Hovious 24601 (11/12/2009)
I've been trying to keep my mind out of the gutter, thank you very much.
To some, or for some, the gutter is an improvement.
Guilty!
(I have a one-track mind, and it's derailed.)

"All aboard! Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa!...

I'm going off the rails on a crazy train"

Blow the track up and don't look back.

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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SQL RNNR
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