Are the posted questions getting worse?
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Ok, back to the original topic of this thread.
Are the posted questions getting worse? I don't know.
Are the posts in this thread getting worse? YES!!!!!!
:w00t:
Alvin Ramard
Memphis PASS Chapter[/url]All my SSC forum answers come with a money back guarantee. If you didn't like the answer then I'll gladly refund what you paid for it.For best practices on asking questions, please read the following article: Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url]
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Alvin,
That was good 😛
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Ouch... that's gonna leave a mark, Alvin. 😉
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Steve Jones - Editor (11/11/2009)
Alvin,That was good 😛
😀
Alvin Ramard
Memphis PASS Chapter[/url]All my SSC forum answers come with a money back guarantee. If you didn't like the answer then I'll gladly refund what you paid for it.For best practices on asking questions, please read the following article: Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url]
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Bob Hovious 24601 (11/11/2009)
Ouch... that's gonna leave a mark, Alvin. 😉The chair might leave one too.
🙂
Alvin Ramard
Memphis PASS Chapter[/url]All my SSC forum answers come with a money back guarantee. If you didn't like the answer then I'll gladly refund what you paid for it.For best practices on asking questions, please read the following article: Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url]
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Bob Hovious 24601 (11/11/2009)
I was just trying to figure out the picture Ian posted.What picture?
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Property of The Thread"Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everyone agrees it's old enough to know better." - Anon
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Greg Edwards-268690 (11/10/2009)
Alvin Ramard (11/10/2009)
GSquared (11/10/2009)
Steve Jones - Editor (11/10/2009)
Hammers aren't fun for technical equipment on the fritz. Now a slingshot.....Depends on how you define the word "hammer"[/u].
The one on the right is for configuring the equipment. The one on the left is for doing a reset.
Configuring and Hard Reset. The Fine Tuning one seems to be missing.
An assortment insures the right tool for the job at hand.
Greg E
Personally this is my type of hammer (and yes, the safety would be removed)
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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Ian Scarlett (11/11/2009)
This is a suggestion for all those intending to wear Kilts at the next PASS... ask the organisers to get in some special chairs for you 😛
BWAA-HAAA!!!! Now I know why they're called [font="Arial Black"]organ[/font]isers!
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
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How to post code problems
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Jeff Moden (11/11/2009)
Ian Scarlett (11/11/2009)
This is a suggestion for all those intending to wear Kilts at the next PASS... ask the organisers to get in some special chairs for you 😛BWAA-HAAA!!!! Now I know why they're called [font="Arial Black"]organ[/font]isers!
Jeff has been on a roll now for some time. Is it related to that new job that kept you (Jeff) from PASS?
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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Bob, you coming to the meeting tonight? I need to know if I have to reserve one of those chairs for you.
😀
Alvin Ramard
Memphis PASS Chapter[/url]All my SSC forum answers come with a money back guarantee. If you didn't like the answer then I'll gladly refund what you paid for it.For best practices on asking questions, please read the following article: Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url]
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What chairs?
Yes, I'm planning on being there.
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Bob Hovious 24601 (11/12/2009)
What chairs?Yes, I'm planning on being there.
Look up a couple of posts. 😉
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That's a chair? :w00t:
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Bob Hovious 24601 (11/12/2009)
What chairs?Yes, I'm planning on being there.
ACK! Don't "Look Up" anything!!! :w00t:
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How best to post your question[/url]
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Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."
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Too late....:w00t:
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