November 9, 2009 at 9:55 am
Bob Hovious 24601 (11/9/2009)
Oh yeah that's right... Thursday is speedos.
Reminder to self: Bring cooler full of frozen pork chops to Thursday's meeting.
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November 9, 2009 at 10:02 am
Steve: Might want to remove that image. This site doesn't validate age of people with accounts, and it also could cause some work issues.
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November 9, 2009 at 10:13 am
Grant Fritchey (11/9/2009)
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Grant Fritchey (11/7/2009)
As far as the cool kids club, I snuck in the back door and I'm trying to be quiet lest anyone notice (not doing a good job there though).Keep wearing skirts and they might transfer you to another club.
Heh...nah... I was going to say something but it wouldn't be appropriate...
I doubt it would be worse than the crap people were saying to my face.
Best thing was showing up late to Buck Woody's session, in a kilt. I sat up front... Sharon Stone was mentioned... 'nough said.
LMAO
Should we now be calling you Sharon?
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November 9, 2009 at 10:17 am
Amazing how sideways the Thread goes when talking about Pork Chops and Kilts.
Now there's an image - Kilts with Pork Chops.
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November 9, 2009 at 10:23 am
the image is removed. Feel free to post a link with NSFW (not safe for work)
November 9, 2009 at 10:30 am
GSquared (11/9/2009)
Steve: Might want to remove that image. This site doesn't validate age of people with accounts, and it also could cause some work issues.
Sorry for posting that image. I didn't think of that at all.
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November 9, 2009 at 11:19 am
CirquedeSQLeil (11/9/2009)
Amazing how sideways the Thread goes when talking about Pork Chops and Kilts.Now there's an image - Kilts with Pork Chops.
Or Pork Chops and speedos!!!!!!
-- You can't be late until you show up.
November 9, 2009 at 11:44 am
Bob Hovious 24601 (11/9/2009)
I got one answer right.
Wasn't that answer "The SQL Server Central Intelligence Agency"?
I just had a visual of men wearing black suit coats, dark glasses, and kilts..... not pretty.
No, my partner Joe Webb got that one. I got the question on session_id. Actually, I expected the others to answer the question so I was a little surprised that I was the one ringing the buzzer.
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November 9, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Didn't even need to see the picture to know what it was ... 😛
Interesting image, pork chops wearing kilts ... 😛
November 9, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Lynn Pettis (11/9/2009)
Didn't even need to see the picture to know what it was ... 😛Interesting image, pork chops wearing kilts ... 😛
Most of you don't have to deal with the possibility of Bob showing up at our PASS chapter meeting in a Speedo.
I wonder if it's ok for a chapter leader to skip a meeting under such circumstances?
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November 9, 2009 at 12:31 pm
I think it will be not be a problem to skip the chapter meeting, Coz I will do exactly the same... 🙂 Next year if I make it, I will probably have to sit in that meeting as well....:-)
-Roy
November 9, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Changing subject .....
I was wondering if anyone is aware of anything worthwhile that resulted from the Chapter Leader's "get-together" at the PASS Summit.
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November 9, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Alvin Ramard (11/9/2009)
Changing subject .....I was wondering if anyone is aware of anything worthwhile that resulted from the Chapter Leader's "get-together" at the PASS Summit.
I was unable to make that meeting due to other commitments. I didn't hear of anything substantial coming out of it.
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November 9, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Bob Hovious 24601 (11/9/2009)
Oh yeah that's right... Thursday is speedos.
Been hanging around Celko?
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November 9, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Alvin Ramard (11/9/2009)
Changing subject .....I was wondering if anyone is aware of anything worthwhile that resulted from the Chapter Leader's "get-together" at the PASS Summit.
nothing earth shattering and whatever was said could change since Greg Low is off the board and the next board member to have chapters could change it.
You can check out my blog for a few details.
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