November 2, 2009 at 11:32 am
Bob Hovious 24601 (11/2/2009)
2....
Lynn got the 9000th post.
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November 2, 2009 at 11:54 am
Trying to be at PASS mentally and it just isn't cutting it - every time I give a real good surge of mental effort to be there, I open my eyes still in my cubicle.
Hope y'all are having fun.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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November 2, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Lynn Pettis (11/2/2009)
Thought this one was interesting. Basically, I found this neat code and I would like someone else to port it to SQL Server for me.
I'm interested in seeing the results.
I've been thinking about developing a VBA solution for Excel.
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November 2, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Some time ago there was a sudoku script posted here at SSC. I tested it and it ran correctly about 95% of the time.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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November 2, 2009 at 2:10 pm
So, is everyone at PASS having fun? Wish I could be there!!
I am anyway. Just got to meet Grant, Steve, Jack and Gail face-to-face. Definitely worth being 10 minutes late to the afternoon pre-con session. 😉
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November 2, 2009 at 2:55 pm
November 2, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Lynn Pettis (11/2/2009)
Amazing it is how snooty some can be.
You, or Gail, should have told them: "Never mind memorizing questions and answers. Just close your eyes and let the Force guide you'"
🙂
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November 2, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Lynn Pettis (11/2/2009)
Amazing it is how snooty some can be.
People trying to justify their own illegal/unethical/immoral activities can get very annoying. Usually starts with "it's none of your business".
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November 2, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Alvin Ramard (11/2/2009)
Lynn Pettis (11/2/2009)
Amazing it is how snooty some can be.You, or Gail, should have told them: "Never mind memorizing questions and answers. Just close your eyes and let the Force guide you'"
🙂
ROTFLMAO!! Remember this response I must! 😉
November 2, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Lynn Pettis (11/2/2009)
Alvin Ramard (11/2/2009)
Lynn Pettis (11/2/2009)
Amazing it is how snooty some can be.You, or Gail, should have told them: "Never mind memorizing questions and answers. Just close your eyes and let the Force guide you'"
🙂
ROTFLMAO!! Remember this response I must! 😉
🙂
If that doesn't work, reach for the light saber ...... hmmmm ...... where is it ........ Oh well. This baseball bat will do.
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November 2, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Lynn Pettis (11/2/2009)
Amazing it is how snooty some can be.
First interview question: What would you do if I told you that I go by the nickname of GilaMonster on SCC?
Second question: How fast can you run?
:w00t:
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November 2, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Alvin Ramard (11/2/2009)
Lynn Pettis (11/2/2009)
Amazing it is how snooty some can be.First interview question: What would you do if I told you that I go by the nickname of GilaMonster on SCC?
Second question: How fast can you run?
:w00t:
ROTFLMAOA!! 😛
November 2, 2009 at 5:15 pm
I can't believe he had the gumption to actually say that Gail was whining.
WOW - He needed to look in the mirror while typing. Incredulous he is.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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November 2, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Conference hasn't even officially started yet and my head is spinning. Already met most of the people in my list. Already worth the trip. I highly recommend making am effort to attend.
Jack Corbett
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