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Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004436 More actions · Answer 1

CirquedeSQLeil (10/29/2009)
Woot - get to read another article by Jeff.
Are there any pork chops in it?

Actually... there are. I think you'll enjoy some of the dry humor especially if you know some of the history that's actually driving the article. 😛

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 2

Looking forward to it, Jeff.

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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

Dave Ballantyne SSC-Dedicated Points: 33667 More actions · Answer 3

Why is scratching my car not a capital offence ?

Clear Sky SQL
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The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 4

It's your car, Dave. Scratch it all you want. 😉

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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

Jack Corbett SSC Guru Points: 184394 More actions · Answer 5

At the airport waiting for my flight to PASS Summit. Still have 10 hours before scheduled arrival in Seattle. I hate traveling!

Jack Corbett
Consultant - Straight Path Solutions
Check out these links on how to get faster and more accurate answers:
Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help
Need an Answer? Actually, No ... You Need a Question

Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736632 More actions · Answer 6

That's why you should move to Denver :), 2 hour flight to Seattle.

Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004504 More actions · Answer 7

Jack Corbett (11/1/2009)
I hate traveling!

Likewise.

15 min late leaving JHB because of bad weather (hail, rain, lightning and thunder), 30 min late into Paris (and turbulence entire flight).

2 hours late out of Paris because of a strike (baggage handlers)

2 hours late in Seattle.

Almost 1 hour from landing to leaving Sea-Tac (immigration and baggage collection mostly)

Jack, where are you traveling from? My flight Paris-Seattle was only 10 hours.

Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

We walk in the dark places no others will enter
We stand on the bridge and no one may pass

Grant Fritchey SSC Guru Points: 398913 More actions · Answer 8

Sitting in the hotel in Seattle. Actually I'm leaving now to go downstairs and start meeting the denizens of the PASS Summit.

"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
- Theodore Roosevelt

Author of:
SQL Server Execution Plans
SQL Server Query Performance Tuning

Jack Corbett SSC Guru Points: 184394 More actions · Answer 9

Orlando FL. Pretty much as far as you can get from Seattle and stilbe in the continental US. 4 hrs to Albequerque and now 3 more to Seattle.

Jack Corbett
Consultant - Straight Path Solutions
Check out these links on how to get faster and more accurate answers:
Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help
Need an Answer? Actually, No ... You Need a Question

The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 10

5:30 Seattle time, walking over to look around.

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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

D.Oc SSCrazy Points: 2875 More actions · Answer 11

U lucky b.....rds!!! :w00t:

Hope y'all will have a gr8 time in Seattle.

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"It takes 15 minutes to learn the game and a lifetime to master"
"Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality."

Roy Ernest SSC-Dedicated Points: 38780 More actions · Answer 12

Enjoy your time in Seattle. Next year, hopefully I will be able to make it.

-Roy

Grant Fritchey SSC Guru Points: 398913 More actions · Answer 13

Great time so far. This is an excellent community of individuals.

"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
- Theodore Roosevelt

Author of:
SQL Server Execution Plans
SQL Server Query Performance Tuning

Roy Ernest SSC-Dedicated Points: 38780 More actions · Answer 14

Grant Fritchey (11/2/2009)
Great time so far. This is an excellent community of individuals.

Planning to have a martial art bout with Gail and Steve? 🙂

-Roy

tosscrosby SSCoach Points: 18045 More actions · Answer 15

I WILL be there in 2010. Never been, always TechED and my company won't pay but I am saving so I can physically meet some of you folks. On-line is fine but in person will be so much more. I'll find you next year.....

-- You can't be late until you show up.