January 21, 2009 at 5:11 am
What??? almost 20 hours straight without anything posted here... there must be something wierd in the air today... or the work break has just stared :P.
January 21, 2009 at 5:18 am
Ninja's_RGR'us (1/21/2009)
What??? almost 20 hours straight without anything posted here... there must be something wierd in the air today... or the work break has just stared :P.
Sorry - busy posting to Jeff's thread about VMWare.
January 21, 2009 at 6:13 am
Ninja's_RGR'us (1/21/2009)
... or the work break has just stared :P.
Mine just "stared".....;)
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January 21, 2009 at 6:16 am
Do you know what happens when you stare at a work break? You need to take a real break and start posting here for help :D.
January 21, 2009 at 10:09 am
Lynn Pettis (1/21/2009)
The desert stretches out in the distance and a lone figure can be seen running deeper into the desert. It appears that this person is screaming wildly while pulling out his hair.....
Good lord!...FROM dbo.apple LEFT OUTER JOIN dbo.grapes
ON dbo.apple.win_id = dbo.assess.win_id
Stop now Lynn while you have a few strands left!
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January 21, 2009 at 10:12 am
Chris Morris (1/21/2009)
Lynn Pettis (1/21/2009)
The desert stretches out in the distance and a lone figure can be seen running deeper into the desert. It appears that this person is screaming wildly while pulling out his hair.....Good lord!...
FROM dbo.apple LEFT OUTER JOIN dbo.grapes
ON dbo.apple.win_id = dbo.assess.win_id
Stop now Lynn while you have a few strands left!
Worse yet, I can't seem to get any straight answers...
January 21, 2009 at 10:35 am
This is the second time this exact question has been posted:
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic640498-1291-1.aspx
No answers to the questions, no further interaction at all. I wouldn't be surprised to see it again in two or three days.
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January 21, 2009 at 10:43 am
Grant Fritchey (1/21/2009)
This is the second time this exact question has been posted:http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic640498-1291-1.aspx
No answers to the questions, no further interaction at all. I wouldn't be surprised to see it again in two or three days.
Care to join me in my trek across the desert?
January 21, 2009 at 10:50 am
Lynn Pettis (1/21/2009)
Grant Fritchey (1/21/2009)
This is the second time this exact question has been posted:http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic640498-1291-1.aspx
No answers to the questions, no further interaction at all. I wouldn't be surprised to see it again in two or three days.
Care to join me in my trek across the desert?
I'll go - but only if we can take some select people and a shovel.
January 21, 2009 at 10:53 am
Michael Earl (1/21/2009)
Lynn Pettis (1/21/2009)
Grant Fritchey (1/21/2009)
This is the second time this exact question has been posted:http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic640498-1291-1.aspx
No answers to the questions, no further interaction at all. I wouldn't be surprised to see it again in two or three days.
Care to join me in my trek across the desert?
I'll go - but only if we can take some select people and a shovel.
Problem is, I think I dropped the shovel quite a ways back.
January 21, 2009 at 10:56 am
No need for shovels. Just have him dig a hole big enough for the body, then let a good sand storm will it backup, or use your hands in the worst case scenarios.
January 21, 2009 at 11:00 am
Ninja's_RGR'us (1/21/2009)
No need for shovels. Just have him dig a hole big enough for the body, then let a good sand storm will it backup, or use your hands in the worst case scenarios.
Saw your post on that thread. Thank you for saying what needed to be said. I don't think I would have been as polite at the time I started my "desert trek".
January 21, 2009 at 11:02 am
Yeah, but did you see the reply to that?
What's up with the grapes table that only has a priority column? What does that have to do with anything at all?
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January 21, 2009 at 11:03 am
Michael Earl (1/21/2009)
Lynn Pettis (1/21/2009)
Grant Fritchey (1/21/2009)
This is the second time this exact question has been posted:http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic640498-1291-1.aspx
No answers to the questions, no further interaction at all. I wouldn't be surprised to see it again in two or three days.
Care to join me in my trek across the desert?
I'll go - but only if we can take some select people and a shovel.
And a stout stick, between 53-72" long.
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