October 6, 2009 at 3:38 am
You sigh, but Paul's reply made me laugh!:hehe:
-- Gianluca Sartori
October 6, 2009 at 3:44 am
Jeff Moden (10/5/2009)
Jan Van der Eecken (10/5/2009)
"What are some uses of Dihydrogen Monoxide?"Heh... the very same as Hydrogen Hydroxide. "Oh bartender! Can you fix me a Perrier and water, please?" 😛
Best to water it down, yes. School chemistry lessons taught me that anything with an OH on the end was an alcohol (like C2H5OH - ethanol) so H1OH must be quite potent!
Paul White
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October 6, 2009 at 3:54 am
Gianluca Sartori (10/6/2009)
You sigh, but Paul's reply made me laugh!:hehe:
...and Matt's did for me!
I can see it now:
EXEC sp_AbraKebabra @ChilliSauce OUTPUT;
And yes, there is a local take-away here called Abra-Kebab-ra 🙂
Paul White
SQLPerformance.com
SQLkiwi blog
@SQL_Kiwi
October 6, 2009 at 4:06 am
if there is anything that I have learnt from these forums, is that the stupidity of questions is not in scale to the number of points for that op. the amount of questions that I have seen recently where the op has asked for not just help, but to do the entire question for them and put on a nice pink ribbon and hand it back to them and they have more points than I do!!!!
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October 6, 2009 at 4:21 am
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October 6, 2009 at 5:30 am
RBarryYoung (10/5/2009)
Woo-hoo! Back in 6th place. 🙂Now all I need to do is to keep this up for three years... And for at least four people to die... :Whistling:
No complaints. I'm in 10th and I'm never going to be any higher, ever. Unless... How many of you guys 1-9 will be at the Summit?
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October 6, 2009 at 6:15 am
I'm at #9 and hope to stay in the top 10. It takes quite a bit of work.
I'll be at the Summit, I hope all that are going will be at the SSC party, that'll make it easy to meet.
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October 6, 2009 at 6:20 am
Grant Fritchey (10/6/2009)
RBarryYoung (10/5/2009)
Woo-hoo! Back in 6th place. 🙂Now all I need to do is to keep this up for three years... And for at least four people to die... :Whistling:
No complaints. I'm in 10th and I'm never going to be any higher, ever. Unless... How many of you guys 1-9 will be at the Summit?
Unfortunately, I won't be there. No money (personally or at work).
October 6, 2009 at 6:53 am
Lynn Pettis (10/6/2009)
Grant Fritchey (10/6/2009)
RBarryYoung (10/5/2009)
Woo-hoo! Back in 6th place. 🙂Now all I need to do is to keep this up for three years... And for at least four people to die... :Whistling:
No complaints. I'm in 10th and I'm never going to be any higher, ever. Unless... How many of you guys 1-9 will be at the Summit?
Unfortunately, I won't be there. No money (personally or at work).
Well you're safe then... uh, I mean, Darn, I'll miss getting to see you.
"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
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October 6, 2009 at 7:30 am
Atlast the water cooler has come alive again..Yeaaaa...!!! I was getting withdrawal symptoms...:hehe:
-Roy
October 6, 2009 at 7:45 am
Grant,
You're always welcome to come speak (and ski) at the user group meetings. We have 3 in the same week, consecutive nights. Lynn's in the Springs.
October 6, 2009 at 7:46 am
It's hard to stay in the top 5-10 here since you get points for questions. It seems that we'll have a few people every month answering 500 questions and jumping up in the rankings for awhile.
October 6, 2009 at 8:19 am
I don't worry about the rankings, Steve. I just worry about getting banned from SSC. 😉
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
October 6, 2009 at 8:35 am
Don't worry Bob, we'll just update your name to Bob-Hovious-Was-Here 😛
October 6, 2009 at 8:43 am
Steve Jones - Editor (10/6/2009)
Don't worry Bob, we'll just update your name to Bob-Hovious-Was-Here 😛
Bob who?
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