September 14, 2009 at 5:51 am
Paul White (9/9/2009)
SET NO COCONUT ON;GO
SOM!:hehe:
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"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."
September 14, 2009 at 5:52 am
Kit G (9/10/2009)
Jan Van der Eecken (9/9/2009)
Didn't quite get the coconut - swallow connection either, but maybe I'm just a little slow.This particular coconut/swallow reference is from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. A rather amusing take on the story of King Arthur by a bunch of nutty Brits.
As an American, I am sure there are a bunch of references that I miss because I'm not British. But it is a hilarious movie and I happen to find British humor amusing. The scene that refers to the swallows is in the beginning of the film. In certain circles, knowledge of the movie is critical to your geek score, with more points granted for the number of scenes you can quote. (Although, if you can quote the whole movie verbatim, that might indicate a different kind of problem. :-D)
Ni!
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"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."
September 14, 2009 at 6:07 am
Lutz, gotta tell you, you're a genius! Your direction given in http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic785337-1291-1.aspx has answered all questions, no more need for forums.
To quote:
The answer is simple as well:
SELECT * FROM YourTable-- assuming your table has the appropriate columns and the values you'd like to query are entered...
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How to post performance problems[/url]
Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]
"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."
September 14, 2009 at 6:44 am
Is there any issue with this thread not showing in the 'Active Threads' menu item ?
September 14, 2009 at 6:57 am
Dave Ballantyne (9/14/2009)
Is there any issue with this thread not showing in the 'Active Threads' menu item ?
It's showing up for me.
But thanks for introducing me to a new site features - I had never noticed that before!
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September 14, 2009 at 7:05 am
jcrawf02 (9/14/2009)
Lutz, gotta tell you, you're a genius! Your direction given in http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic785337-1291-1.aspx has answered all questions, no more need for forums.To quote:
The answer is simple as well:
SELECT * FROM YourTable-- assuming your table has the appropriate columns and the values you'd like to query are entered...
Your new avatar reminds me of "American Idol" - IMO
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September 14, 2009 at 7:17 am
Ni!
It's a funny word. I can't understand it. What does it mean? 😀
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September 14, 2009 at 7:35 am
Bob Hovious (9/14/2009)
Ni!
It's a funny word. I can't understand it. What does it mean? 😀
It means..........
Ni!
d'oh 😛
-- Kit
September 14, 2009 at 7:39 am
It means Ni?
Does it always?
It is a mystery.
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September 14, 2009 at 7:45 am
Bob Hovious (9/14/2009)
It means Ni?Does it always?
No, not when the knights who say ni are no longer the knights who say ni, but the knights who say 'ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing'. 🙂
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September 14, 2009 at 8:05 am
Matt Whitfield (9/14/2009)
Bob Hovious (9/14/2009)
It means Ni?Does it always?
No, not when the knights who say ni are no longer the knights who say ni, but the knights who say 'ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing'. 🙂
but you can make IT all go away if you want IT to
September 14, 2009 at 8:35 am
Dave Ballantyne (9/14/2009)
Matt Whitfield (9/14/2009)
Bob Hovious (9/14/2009)
It means Ni?Does it always?
No, not when the knights who say ni are no longer the knights who say ni, but the knights who say 'ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing'. 🙂
but you can make IT all go away if you want IT to
Which was yet another reason I named my first application "IT". (Impersonal pronoun, not the acronym for Info Tech.)
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September 14, 2009 at 8:48 am
My son reads the editorial scripts at times. He asked me what "it" was and why did I capitalize it?
September 14, 2009 at 10:05 am
jcrawf02 (9/14/2009)
Kit G (9/10/2009)
Jan Van der Eecken (9/9/2009)
Didn't quite get the coconut - swallow connection either, but maybe I'm just a little slow.This particular coconut/swallow reference is from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. A rather amusing take on the story of King Arthur by a bunch of nutty Brits.
As an American, I am sure there are a bunch of references that I miss because I'm not British. But it is a hilarious movie and I happen to find British humor amusing. The scene that refers to the swallows is in the beginning of the film. In certain circles, knowledge of the movie is critical to your geek score, with more points granted for the number of scenes you can quote. (Although, if you can quote the whole movie verbatim, that might indicate a different kind of problem. :-D)
Ni!
Anyone else ever run into the Easter Egg in Fallout 2 relevant to that particular scene from the Holy Grail?
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September 14, 2009 at 12:15 pm
jcrawf02 (9/14/2009)
Lutz, gotta tell you, you're a genius! Your direction given in http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic785337-1291-1.aspx has answered all questions, no more need for forums.To quote:
The answer is simple as well:
SELECT * FROM YourTable-- assuming your table has the appropriate columns and the values you'd like to query are entered...
Among a lot of other mysteries here's one I never figured out:
How can I make my assumption quoted above become true ? :hehe:
Seriously, the OP has been asked more than once to provide more detailed information so I decided to show him one possible solutionbased on what the OP provided. Was it too offensive??
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