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The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 1

I assume this has to be IPoAC / PPTP - compliant?

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Paul White SSC Guru Points: 150467 More actions · Answer 2

GilaMonster (9/8/2009)
My money's on the pigeon.

Do you realize we just had the most amazingly cross-purposed debate ever?

I just realized what had happened - and I want my lost time back!!!

I wondered what the h3ll you were on about!

So, now you are free from that circus, how about the answer to my question? It's really knitting my noodle.

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The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 3

the most amazingly cross-purposed debate ever

Where did this take place?

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GilaMonster (9/8/2009)
Only in South Africa - http://pigeonrace2009.co.za/pigeon-race-2009
My money's on the pigeon.

What sort of QoS are they using though?

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Bob Hovious (9/8/2009)
the most amazingly cross-purposed debate ever
Where did this take place?

Sorry: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic783877-357-1.aspx

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The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 6

SOM 😛

"For the love of small, fluffy bunnies?"

We're even on coffee for the day, Paul.

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Paul White SSC Guru Points: 150467 More actions · Answer 7

Bob Hovious (9/8/2009)
SOM 😛
"For the love of small, fluffy bunnies?"
We're even on coffee for the day, Paul.

Ha! I'm glad. 🙂

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john.arnott SSChampion Points: 11882 More actions · Answer 8

GilaMonster (9/8/2009)
Only in South Africa - http://pigeonrace2009.co.za/pigeon-race-2009
My money's on the pigeon.

SOM, ROFLMAO.... Rule #1 did it to me. Took another minute to read the rest of the page.

jcrawf02 SSC-Insane Points: 24198 More actions · Answer 9

It's a shame they're not doing this with a laden swallow...

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Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736212 More actions · Answer 10

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Steve Jones - Editor (9/8/2009)
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Well ..... not exactly

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GSquared SSC Guru Points: 260824 More actions · Answer 12

jcrawf02 (9/8/2009)
It's a shame they're not doing this with a laden swallow...

Yes, but African swallows are non-migratory.

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The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 13

Neither are coconuts.

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 14

But maybe, just maybe, two european swallows flew to Mauritius, procurred a coconut and presented it to two african swallows. That solves that.

Now if we only knew the avg air speed velocity of those swallows.

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CirquedeSQLeil (9/8/2009)
But maybe, just maybe, two european swallows flew to Mauritius, procurred a coconut and presented it to two african swallows. That solves that.
Now if we only knew the avg air speed velocity of those swallows.

45-50 miles per hour, per the American Audubon Society. (72-80 kph)

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