Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Jack Corbett (8/4/2009)


    Bruce W Cassidy (8/4/2009)


    Bob Hovious (8/4/2009)


    Or we could just go back to flat files. Screw relational AND hierarchical databases.

    [font="Verdana"]Here's a suggestion: we could come up with a better language for working with our flat files. It should be a business friendly language. So we could call it something like Common Busiess Oriented Language.[/font]

    Shouldn't we also have some kind of Report Program Generation language as well?

    I'm sorry, I'm too young to get the joke... 😛

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    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • The joke is REALLY old school. I cut my teeth on RPG II on an IBM System 32 back in the late 1970s.

    So far as I know, RPG of some form still survives in the AS/400 family.

    But while we're at it it, we should also plan on creating some data file utilities and perhaps defining a systems network architecture.

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  • Bob, it appears you may be just a bit older than I. I learned RPG on a system 36. The language does indeed still exist in some form on the AS400 family. I last programmed on there about 8-10 years ago and the language had evolved into RPG IV at that point - not sure where they're at today. It was a little clumsy but worked well. I hadn't even thought about DFU in years - what a flash back. Makes me feel older than I already did....

    -- You can't be late until you show up.

  • Forget about RPG on the iSeries (new name for AS400), someone wrote an RPG.NET at least back for .NET 1.1.

    I never had the "joy" of programming in RPG although one of my first jobs was converting some RPG programs to VB6 (the database had been moved to SQL Server).

  • Hey Steve, check out this guys posts (http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Search1-0-2.aspx?SessionID=euwat2555c1qqdnch3bhfpq1&SortBy=2&SortOrder=1) both have turorials as Word docs attached. I didn't read the docs, but did suggest they submit them as articles. You may want to contact them.

  • I am trying to imagine what the forms for RPG.NET would look like.

    The mind boggles :w00t:

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  • I'm feeling a bit stupid. I thought RPG = Role Playing Game.

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  • Grant Fritchey (8/5/2009)


    I'm feeling a bit stupid. I thought RPG = Role Playing Game.

    Wow, and I thought you were old enough to remember the programming language too!

  • Hmmmm party encounters a Spamming Troll...

    Roll 3xd10 for saving throws against annoying misspellings....

    Wizard casts Ancient Programming Languages...

    Elf has shot the food!

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    Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

  • Grant Fritchey (8/5/2009)


    I'm feeling a bit stupid. I thought RPG = Role Playing Game.

    While I may be that old, I did get my start in IT a little later than most people. I went through Uncle Sugar's OJT and a brief film career first.

    "The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
    - Theodore Roosevelt

    Author of:
    SQL Server Execution Plans
    SQL Server Query Performance Tuning

  • Bob Hovious (8/5/2009)


    Hmmmm party encounters a Spamming Troll...

    Roll 3xd10 for saving throws against annoying misspellings....

    Wizard casts Ancient Programming Languages...

    Elf has shot the food!

    xyzzy 😀

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  • Jack Corbett (8/5/2009)


    Hey Steve, check out this guys posts (http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Search1-0-2.aspx?SessionID=euwat2555c1qqdnch3bhfpq1&SortBy=2&SortOrder=1) both have turorials as Word docs attached. I didn't read the docs, but did suggest they submit them as articles. You may want to contact them.

    Sorry, Jack. All I get is a "Session Expired" message.

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


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  • Jeff Moden (8/5/2009)


    Jack Corbett (8/5/2009)


    Hey Steve, check out this guys posts (http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Search1-0-2.aspx?SessionID=euwat2555c1qqdnch3bhfpq1&SortBy=2&SortOrder=1) both have turorials as Word docs attached. I didn't read the docs, but did suggest they submit them as articles. You may want to contact them.

    Sorry, Jack. All I get is a "Session Expired" message.

    Arggghhh! Didn't really pay attention to the link. Was hoping it would be a link to the posts. Here are the posts:

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost765551.aspx

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost765550.aspx

  • Grant Fritchey (8/5/2009)


    Grant Fritchey (8/5/2009)


    I'm feeling a bit stupid. I thought RPG = Role Playing Game.

    While I may be that old, I did get my start in IT a little later than most people. I went through Uncle Sugar's OJT and a brief film career first.

    Yeah, I saw ....... nah, too easy. 😀

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    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • Grant Fritchey (8/5/2009)


    I'm feeling a bit stupid. I thought RPG = Role Playing Game.

    Role Playing Game

    Rocket Propelled Grenade

    Report Program Generator

    Reasonable and Probable Grounds

    And more, I'm sure.

    One could even say, "In the RPG, I fired an RPG at the guy who was programming RPG, which was RPG for my arrest!" (Same sequence as above.)

    (Okay, I'm having too much fun with English again. Fire up Robby and get the "Danger! Danger!" alarm going!)

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