December 17, 2024 at 12:22 pm
Michael, I feel your pain. I hope Santa brings you a large porkchop launcher to suitably admonish all involved.
December 17, 2024 at 2:52 pm
One has to laugh, RTO no longer stands for Recovery Time Objective, now it means Return To Office 😎
Those ever-changing meanings of common TLAs are giving me a headache.
Does anyone have an idea for RPO 😉
Rapidly Progressing Officiousness (as in "I can't work with Brian. He has a bad case of RPO!")
Roving Policy Offender (as in "Don't hire Brian. He is the quintessential RPO!")
Really Pungent Odour (as in "The cheese was good, but gosh it had RPO!")
If we stay in management speak then perhaps RPO="Return Policy Objective"?
Fake memo from the CEO to the CTO: "I must insist that our employees RTO. After all our RPO is to get more productive through better hands-on monitoring of their efficiency and dedication, which we can only do by getting them to RTO, IMO. No more watching TV or doing laundry instead of doing the job they're paid for! If they don't want to RTO, get rid of them and hire someones that will! Only the application of RTO will allow us to meet the RPO. Get it done!"
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